I Law the Fought and the Won Law
Dealing with cops wouldn't be so hard if you weren't actually guilty of a crime. That's why there are guides like this for drunken negotiation.
Comedy Writing
Cock-Blocking’s “Most Wanted” List
The top ten guys who pose a serious threat to your relationship. Some are in your face, others are sly lurkers, but they're all after your girlfriend.
Nautilus
Gooden is an empty shell of a man who's abandoned adults as well as children. The only thing he can't escape is the coming storm.
Boy-Shaman
Boy-Shaman knows the magic of the rain. Like God must feel in the tingles of power that pulse in his legs.
Infestation
So, I'm pretty sure my apartment's got a new tenant...a mouse. Now, if you don't know me well (and you don't), you also don't know that I fucking hate mice. I'm not afraid of much...snakes, heights, that shit...but mice scare the shit out of me. Bubonic plague carrying little vermin...ah...they're so goddamned quick.
The Voyeur’s Prayer
Poor, old pecker-snake, trapped hoverin above the sex act, listenin to the metronomic thumps of your hissin fury.
The Irony of Your Wife’s Affair
While you were away, your wife screwed your best friend, your boss, the dog, and the postman. Hey, their penises have needs, too.
At War with the Aliens
At War with the Aliens
Fourteen Loves Thirteen
Isn’t it hot for a day in Autumn? Aren’t the girls impressed?<br />
Commercial Fun
Commercial Fun
Book Readers Rejoice!
Book Readers Rejoice!
I Always Put My Penis…
<span style="font-weight:bold;">I Always Put My Penis</span><br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br />(Or, called by my friends “The Odyssey of Masculinity and Mind-Altering Drugs“)<br />(Or, why to never try to masturbate when you’re fucked up on mushrooms)<br /></span><br />I always put my penis deep <br />in the willow trees, amongst the wispy