The Worst Sexual Encounter in My Fucking Life
A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.
Comedy Writing
This Spider Removes Cigarettes From Its Web
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How to Make Your Vagina Taste and Smell Better
Your horsemeat curtains are steaming in the summer heat, right ladies? Get ready to freshen up the heavy duty way (supplies not included).
WVU Threatens Students: Take One
WVU Threatens Students: Take One
Until September, Bitches
Okay kids.<br /><br />Well, classes have started and because I'm busy enjoying my last bit of nice weather, drinking at the #1 party school in the country and trying like hell to get laid, it'll probably be a week or two before a new blog post or article comes out.<br /><br />I need time to let the creative juices marinate my brain...and I also need to get laid... terribly.<br />
Conversation with GullibleMoron16
Conversation with GullibleMoron16
Selling a Really Old Book?
Selling a Really Old Book?
The Terrain’s Tide
A writer in the Appalachian mountains pours over his last words, pondering his past and the despair over his wife.
Under the Influence: Dog Parody
Under the Influence: Dog Parody
Sleep (A Short Story)
Sleep (A Short Story)
The True Female Orgasm: A Story
Eating out doesn't have to be expensive, but if you wanna get the job done right, you might have to spring for a bullhorn and a diamond ring.
Attention Facebook Zombie Fucks
Attention Facebook Zombie Fucks