Introducing Men 2, the Gender for Men
Finally. A gender for men. Man 2 isn’t your GRANDMOTHER’S GENDER. Or your grandfather’s, strictly speaking.
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Finally. A gender for men. Man 2 isn’t your GRANDMOTHER’S GENDER. Or your grandfather’s, strictly speaking.
Don’t leave any emotions or aesthetic experiences on exposed surfaces overnight.
It was the best of times. What it also was will shock you!
Life Hack: Take some plastic and wrap it around the stem of the banana. This will give the banana a noticeably longer lifespan. This isn’t because of magic!
Desire always leads to suffering, with the exception of the desire for an ice-cold glass of refreshing Pepsi-Cola™. That one’s fine.
Gallegory: Everything in a story represents something else, but only for the ladies. Men still have to read it literally.
There are two things that all employers love to hear about: high quarterly profits and hidden treasure.
Actually, I think I’m responding quite normally to the motivational seminar I watch constantly.
Fire's just supposed to be a pretty thing you look at sometimes. Like a lava lamp, but it can kill you.
I murdered your wife, and you got pretty mad at me for doing that. We’ll call that one a tie. We’re both people!
Put it on this coat rack, where all of my coats are. Is that because I regularly put my coats on the coat rack, rather than strewing them on the floor?
He could tell at once that this luncheon’s company would be quite dull, which was always exciting.