Comments by Jennifer Metcalf
Can I get the recipe for that Piggly Jiggly Surprise? Sounds delish!
on Prediction Market Bets for My Upcoming Family Reunion | May 25, 2026
I just happen to have all the above-mentioned skills and work for toothbrushes. Call me. Or at least hire that …
on Classified Listings for Things I Don’t Want to Do | April 10, 2026
This was hilarious! I hope you did your part as good patient and did lots of moaning, groaning, and playing …
on The Hippocratic Oath for Preschoolers Playing Doctor | April 5, 2026
What do I press if my pizza delivery is late?
on Thank You for Calling 911 | January 13, 2026
Funny stuff! I hope you and Ethan have a lifetime of happy urinating together. Also, is that picture of you …
on We Seem to Pee at the Same Time, Fellow Coworker—Now We’re Best Friends | December 11, 2025
Can I get that potato salad recipe? Sounds deliciously weird.
on An Obituary for Thomas Sutton, Who Is Absolutely Dead | November 4, 2025
This University seems "fine..."
on Course Catalog for the University of Passive Aggression | October 16, 2025
I'm pretty sure it's still a thing. Just wanted to save the deceased some embarrassment.
on In Loving Memory of Those Who Ignored Their Mothers’ Unbelievable Warnings | October 2, 2025
LOL. Thanks, Leanne! I guess parents never stop embarrassing us!
on In Loving Memory of Those Who Ignored Their Mothers’ Unbelievable Warnings | October 2, 2025
Love this! Those surveys are annoying, but this is next level!
on Thank You for Taking the Survey About Our Survey | September 20, 2025
OMG, I've been doing it all wrong! No wonder I look like the crypt keeper!
on The Right Way to Wash Your Face According to TikTok | July 31, 2025
Another clue is if he uses the alias "Shanille O'Qeal".
on How to Determine Whether the Person You’re on a First Date With Is Actually Shaquille O’Neal in Disguise | July 20, 2025
I disagree with your gamer dogs ranking. Puppy Bowl puppies are number 1. Otherwise, spot on. Hilarious!
on A Categorical Ranking of Dogs | July 12, 2025
I've never understood people who go camping for fun. But I think your sales pitch has convinced me that maybe …
on A Sales Pitch for Camping | June 26, 2025
Love this! Pretty soon these amazing SUVs will be able to land on the moon. Or at least climb Mt. …
on Five Places You Will Definitely Drive This SUV, According to the Commercials | June 21, 2025
I laughed so hard while reading this, I spat my mouthful of tacos all over my laptop!
on Creative Ways to Hide Your Mouth from Your Date While Eating Tacos | June 12, 2025
I love this!
on DNR for My Old Underwear | June 5, 2025
Love it! I think I deserve a treat after circling everything on the form!
on Reasons I Need a Treat | May 10, 2025
Why didn't you try to kill your father-in-law? Was your axe too dull, and you just kept chopping at his …
on Me? Oh, Just Living the Dream | April 18, 2025
I love how this piece escalates. The last two paragraphs are comedy gold. Thanks for the laughs!
on My Dog Is an Expert Food Critic, and Here’s Her Latest Review | April 18, 2025