Don’t Be THAT GIRL
You know THAT GIRL. In fact, you probably know all ten sizes, shapes, and types of her. And you wonder if she'll ever learn...
Comedy Writing
Vote Rebello in 2004, I Have Political Issues and More
Ten reasons why you should mark JD Rebello at the next election. Guaranteed to either secure your vote or elicit your opinion!
Rebello’s Super Bowl Preview Show
A rundown on TO hype, a new kind of halftime disaster, the potential for rioting, and a lop-sided victory already in the works.
Say a Prayer for the Youth of America
If today's adolescents continue heading down the path of any of the four stereotypes covered here, it's safe to assume we're all screwed.
The Masturbation Manual
Research shows more orgasms per week equals lower mortality. So, here's how to masturbate all day long: in class, at work, at home, etc.
Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
2-20-05 It's the pinnacle of change. The ultimate in transformation of identity. No, not a sex change silly, a new screen name!
Peevin’ Over Pinstripes, Part Deux
With A-Rod under the Yankee's belt, there is renewed inspiration to hate on the most already-hated-on fans in the country.
The Seven Levels of Single
Sharing Valentine's Day with yourself? Find out how deeply, and possibly pathetically, your singleness goes.
Chick Notes: A Guide to Understanding Women
Just in time for Valentine's Day, it's the Cliff Notes for wooing your sweetheart into a dizzy love trance. (Barry White CD not included.)
My Love Story…
There is a love that transcends time and age. An ageless fantasy of passion and change. Her name is Hilary Duff and she is 16 years old.
Same Problems, Different Resolutions
New Year's resolutions for the sinfully cynical. 2004 might suck, but Justin has some surefire ways to make it at least marginally palatable.
Music Video Strikes a New Low
John Cougar Mellencamp has a new video with a message: embrace your fellow midgets. If you can stoop that low without laughing.