How to Do Everything Right
All the important things you've ever needed to learn, summed up in five steps or less. You're welcome.
Comedy Writing
The Exhausting Demise of Summer Movies
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Super Trooperball
Baseball is the topic, and with the help of some classic Super Troopers quotes, Justin's got the upcoming season covered in style.
The Golden Rules of Instant Messenger, Part II
You've read the classic. Now read the addendum. Because there's no such thing as a flawless buddy.
Vicious Cycles
Even if your bike was a two-seater, you'd still be riding solo. Trade in your pity-pedaler for a 6-cylinder, or keep it and be gay, pegboy.
The Secret Life of My Penis
Special guest writer, Justin's Penis, takes the wheel for this week's column. And boy does he give it to you straight.
A Major Problem with College
No matter what your major is, there are always those who will give it a bad name for you. In fact, here they are, listed neatly...
The Downside of Seniority
It's your last year in college and the pressure is on. Even if you make it out alive, you're going to need health insurance to keep it that way.
The Obscene Hatred List
Rebello's worst of the worst. The absolute hatreds. The truly obscene and
It’s Over MTV, Please Move On
Enough Real World, enough reality shows, it's time for the worst offender of piss poor network television to go back to its roots.
Fever Pitch: A Fair and Unbiased Review
Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon team up for a movie about as exciting as watching a pitcher's duel on TV. Oh right, unbiased...
Face to Facebook (Guide to Facebook.com)
It's okay to be obsessed, as long as you can come face to Facebook with your addiction. Now poke around this handbook a little.