He Was Rick James, Bitch
A special tribute to a pop icon of two eras: the Superfreak 80's and the Dave Chappelle 00's. We'll miss you Rick, but your quotes live on.
Comedy Writing
Quintuplets: The Worst TV Show Ever…EVER!
FOX Network, you've done it again. Just when we thought programming was at its worst, you've hit us with a new disgrace: Quintuplets.
Blame Canada
Thirteen reasons why our northern neighbors are all but useless. Now if only Celine Dion would hit a low note and stay there.
The Ten Worst Movies of All Time
There are a lot of bad movies out there, but these ten are getting a fresh lambasting for good reason. Dishonorable mentions included.
The Golden Rules of IM
The 20 funniest, most important rules of AIM. Read and apply, or else risk becoming a social outcast.
The Blue and the Gray: Why We Should Re-Declare War on the South
Spring Break in Florida gives way to renewed hatred for everything disgusting and backwards about the South.
And the Oscar Goes To…
The most incomplete guide to this year's awards along with predictions from the most disrespectful voice in college movie reviews.
The Seven Stages of Drunk
Screw the "Are You an Alcoholic?" tests. In college, we're all alcoholics. Here are the seven stages, as experienced by... everyone.
How to Save Your Best Guy Friend From Becoming Whipped
Too many guys fall victim to the girlfriend trap, often totally unaware. Now learn ten signs your friend is whipped and help him see the light.