Teenage Squid Games
Going forward, we’ll tap into the pre-made horror of adolescence. A time the healthiest among you have repressed.
Going forward, we’ll tap into the pre-made horror of adolescence. A time the healthiest among you have repressed.
The Fade-to-Black: Slowly dim the lights while you engage in suggestive banter, such as, “Hello there, big boy.” That’s all.
"This is gonna be huge," I whispered to myself, flattening the various cold cuts dangling from my body.
Does free will exist, and did I employ it when purchasing this quirky pair of binoculars? Do I even like binoculars?
It’s ironic that Freddy Krueger’s initials are FK because the guy should be Fucking Kancelled.
Admire the local artisanship on display, particularly the humanoid stick figures bound in twine looming overhead in the trees.
MINDLESS EATING MACHINES, TO STRIKE TERROR INTO THE HEARTS OF MEN. FOR MAN IS THE WARMEST PLACE TO HIDE. For $2 more the pizzas come with extra cheese.
It’s funny if you sync up scenes of Danny riding his tricycle with the theme song from Naked Gun.
Their parents, who are never in town, don’t answer my emails, so parent-teacher conferences are as big a joke as life insurance in this town.
Can We Talk in My Office Later? Office drama based on a seemingly innocent Friday morning email that potentially holds a much darker meaning.
A Gilmore Girls Crisis Intervention Special Projects Team performed a full investigative report of your viewing history and internet browser history.
Even today, when I see his head, my mind goes wild with possibilities, envisioning all the dirty dishes that I could set down upon it.