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Guy 1: Man, I'm so sore.
Guy 2: What'd you do?
Guy 1: I carried a bear out of the woods last night, man.
Guy 2: Get out of here.
Guy 1: Naw, man, I'm serious, went hunting with my buddy and had to heave that thang outta the woods so it's mama wouldn't find it and come kill me.
-Two guys overheard discussing their weekend outside the student center
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By Scott Goodyer April 24, 2008
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f.uck a duck a.sshole
mom?
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