College Quotes

Thousands of dumb, funny, and amusing college quotes submitted daily by students everywhere and immortalized in one place for greater shame and reflection.

"Pre-cum? What the hell?"
-Dan, learning the depths of puberty

Saint Cloud State University

Jimmi: I hope you used a condom with that chick.
Jason: Yep, I used all three and the box.
-Eating breakfast the next morning

Saint Cloud State University
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