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What's so funny about malls?
Whether it's a customer or a store employee, at least one person will piss you off every time you go to the mall:
Poorly Timed Topical Jokes about Christmas Shopping and New Year's Eve
Outdoor malls are probably one of the coolest inventions in the world:
The Least Refreshing Cool Breeze Ever
The biggest crowd you'll ever see at one is when Santa Claus is there:
Putting the X in Xmas
They always play the corniest Christmas music:
All Twelve Days of Christmas Explained
The food courts are probably one of the most diverse places a person can step into...because of the food of course:
"I Think We Should Just be Friends"
Unless they have a kickass waterfall, they all look similar:
Road Trips, Part II
They're the official hangout for Eminem wannabes:
Say a Prayer for the Youth of America
If you're not a romantic, they're the perfect place to take someone on a date because the movie theatre is RIGHT THERE INSIDE!:
Thankful Questions
Even though it was a popular thing to do in the 90s', no one really hangs out at them anymore:
Summer Road Trips
Even if you're just going to the mall to buy someone a gift, you'll wind up buying something for yourself anyway:
'Tis Better to Receive
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