College Quotes
Nina: I could never understand someone robbing an old lady.
Ryan: It's just work, ya know? They have completely different faces, I learned that back when I used to prostitute.
Nina: ...What? You were a prostitute?
Ryan: Yeah, I used to be a prostitute but it was like 5 years ago.
Nina: Umm... so let me get this straight, you were a 15-year-old male prostitute... used to be.
Ryan: Yeah.
Nina: How?
Ryan: I used to finger middle schoolers for like 4 bucks a pop, 6 for fat chicks. And it was a high traffic business too, I had at least 3 regular customers... monthly.
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Alcohol, music, politics, video games, and short stories.
Recent Posts:
Alcohol, music, politics, video games, and short stories.
Recent Posts:
- On Video Games, Part I
- Weekend: Five Haikus
- Reasons I Smoke Pot
- Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Office Hat
- Oh Yeah? What Makes You So Sure?
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Monthly archives
October 2008
On Video Games, Part IWeekend: Five Haikus
Reasons I Smoke Pot
September 2008
Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Office HatOh Yeah? What Makes You So Sure?
The Horrors of Smoking
August 2008
I Can't Believe Tyler's Not DeadApril 2008
Heart-Shaped Box OfficeMarch 2008
They Were Panting...Yuengling-Feueld Thoughts
I'm Not Dead, Frankly
February 2008
Late DeadGraafSpring Break Thoughts
I Review, So You Don't Have To
The Old Man And The Thoughts
Listen to ME on THE RADIO, TODAY
A-Crow-Stic
First Hangover in a While Thoughts
My Thoughts On The Last Minute Of Super Bowl XLII
That's That Bullshit I'm Talkin' About
January 2008
On Hobos, Part IIIOn Hobos, Part II
On Hobos, Part I
A Day in the Life
Don't Call It a Comeback Thoughts
...Still Want a Cigarette?
Want A Cigarette?
What I Believe
Best... Year... Ever.
December 2007
Orlando: Fact or Fiction?Merry Christmas, See You Later
The Great Orlando Wars
For My Next Trick, I'll Need A Volunteer
Listen to the Music
Eye-Twitch Thoughts
I Gotta Do It
Variety, or Thanks, or Alcohol, Personified
Why Yes, Ma'am!
Land of the Free
White House Wasted Thoughts
November 2007
On Bourbon and FictionNature Tyler, Camp Counselor
Sleepover Thoughts
Deep Cuts: The Best Classic Rock You've Never Heard
The Booze Safari of Wikipedia
Homage to the Hangover
The First of The Worst
