Monthly archives

October 2009

Facebook: Open and Shut

September 2009

We're All Dying a Slow, Electronic Death

July 2009

Omegle Chat: A Symbol of the Times
Michael Jackson All Day

June 2009

Where I Was When Michael Jackson Died

May 2009

Planning to Party Like It's 1999
Sub-Headline News: Sideways Tornadoes!

April 2009

Surprise, Your Confirmation Number is 696969!
The Only Letter I've Ever Received from an Inmate

March 2009

You've Got the Whole World Behind You, Baby

February 2009

Shut Up and Do Your Job
Top Secret Blog (For Your Eyes Only)
How to Find Out How Rich Your Friends Are
Facebook Moochers Get $65 Million, I Got Next
How to Be the Creepiest Friend Ever on Facebook
You Can Have These COLLEGE (Unrated) DVDs
Unauthorized to Memorize

January 2009

The Real *Hiccup* Doctor

December 2008

How to Win Friends and Influence People Before You're Born
The Pineapple Penis Story

November 2008

Jason Cage and the Slogan-Off

October 2008

McCain to Woo African-American Voters by Wearing Blackface
Lymphoma Questions on a Saturday Night

September 2008

Can We Please Just Forget It?
Scientology Meets Alcoholics Anonymous
When Someone You Know Dies
There's More Free Sex in Atlanta

August 2008

Anal Sex on the Dan Ryan
I Probably Shouldn't Ask This, But...
The Worst Scholarship Entry Ever
My Cat Fell Out the 5th Story Window

July 2008

Don't Make Me Think Twice, Steve Krug
Gotta Hand It to Google Transit
The Homeless Give Back

June 2008

Mind Your Own Jokes
PIC Redesign
Nerdiest or Lamest Invention Ever?
Extreme Makeover: PIC Edition

May 2008

Helicopter Jokes for Days
My First Bike
Calling All Brits
The Mechanical Bull

April 2008

Experimental Descriptions
Alexa Finally Admits They Sucked
The Question of Vulgarity

March 2008

South Park vs. Shit Jobs
Awkward, Sexual Elevator Lines
Court Sullivan Dropped Some Knowledge on Me
Watch Trash, Think Trash
Why Evite Sucks
Keep Blogging, Morons!
The Popsicle Stick Structure

February 2008

Scare Tactics on Sci Fi
Buying Beer - Not 21
Growing Up Poor
Super Snooze Day

January 2008

I Hate 50/50 Chances
The Real Facebook Relationship Status List
Why Most Rappers Work for Free
Grocery Store Thoughts
Suggest a Voyeur IM Topic

December 2007

Worst Crime Scene Investigator Ever
Facebook Photo Warning
The Facebook Group Prank
Sorry I Missed Your IM
My Cat Doesn't Know How to Search the Internet

November 2007

Obfuscations Screwed the Pooch
A Day in the Life of Court Sullivan
Obfuscations Like a Gay Mexican
Sumo Size Me
Company Slogans Don't Lie

October 2007

Brazil in the Year 2014
Poor Iraq Cemetery Workers
My Friend Eliot Riebman in an iPhone Commercial

September 2007

Misleading TV Commercials
Extreme Anal Request

August 2007

Videos Can be Funny, Too
Cooking Salmon in Your Dishwasher

July 2007

How to Fly Off Your Bike
Fireworks: The Ultimate PDA

June 2007

Facebook Gift Alert!
Training Wheels of Steel
British Dental Hygiene Report

May 2007

Common Spam Questions Answered
Chuck Norris Facts Strike Back
Pick-up Soccer with an Edge
Are You Afraid of the Internet?

April 2007

The Snippets Got Caught on Video
Checkout Time at the Holiday Inn

March 2007

Three Holes are Better than Two
Time Out for Daylight Savings

February 2007

The Office: Doctor Version
A Brief History of the AJC

January 2007

I'm Picking Up Good Vibrations
Tow, Tow, Tow My Car
Pirates of the Caribbean: Snack Attack
Another Ben Feder?! IMPOSSIBLE!

December 2006

The Windshield Wiper Theory

November 2006

From the Wacky PIC Mailbag
It's Getting Hot in Herre

October 2006

The Fire Alarm Clock
I'm Bringing Fanny Pack

September 2006

SexyBack Lyrics (Old Dirty Balls Remix)
Painting the Bathroom Brown
Umm, I Got a New Screenname...
Change Good, Static Bad

August 2006

Print Humor for Stand-Up Comedy!
Too Stupid for a Eugoogly
Heightened Sense of Smellevator
You Might Have a Small Penis If...

July 2006

It's the Writely Thing to Do
Your Winning Notification!
The Daily Haze
The Quick Brown Fox Thinks Fast
Do We Have a Mop?
The "Great" Zidane INDEED
The PIC SE-WHOA! Awards, Vol. 1
World Cup My Balls, ESPN
A Penny for My Thoughts

June 2006

Sexy Mouse Lemur Fever
AmsterDAMN! - Overseas Tardiness
Happy Birthday, My Ugly Daughter!
Logging on the Toilet
Things I'm Afraid of in the Shower

May 2006

Like a Chicken with Its Head Cut Off
Holing Up in Panama City Beach
It's a Celebration, Bitches!
Prioritize Your Penis, Dick

April 2006

I Got a New Canon SD-110 Battery Charger
Tagging: Annoying, Useless
PIC Shoes: The Fine Footprint of College Life
Moving In the Fast Lane

March 2006

404 Monkey Business
Your Feedback Please...
Packing: A Moving Experience
The Courtside of Tennis
Negative Service is Off the Hook!
Fatal Attraction, Elegant Spam
Sleep Paralysis Analysis

February 2006

Honky Tonk Greens
Scent of a Man
How Broken Stuff Works
Google: Miserable Failure

January 2006

You Might Have a Big Penis If...
Telemarketing Improv
I Came, I Sightsaw, I Conquered
Flossin' on 3-Inch Plackers
Corporate Lingo Mingle
Shock and/or Awe
Bad Old Collection of Days!

December 2005

Chappelle Theory Dispelled
New for Christmas 2005
Static Transmission
Popular Science Fiction

November 2005

Feder Bender: Take it in the Rear
Concordia in Dischordia
Room Mating: Sex for Buildings
PIC 5th Anniversary Prohibition Party
Top 5 College Myths
Case in Point vs. Point in Case
Mannequin Depressive

October 2005

A Taste of My Own Medicine
Falcons Monday Night Football
Chinese Online Advertising: Can You Say PSA?
Taboo Language Barriers
DUI Defense Dream Comes True!
English as a Foreign Language
MasterCard PayPass: For Tap Dancing Idiots
PIC Secrets Volume 1
Days Go By (28 Hour Remix)
Recurring Dreams

September 2005

Lazy Banana Revelation
Lost In Toxication
Google Experiment
Lamar Torrence is a Gay, White Man
Keane Observations
Voyeur IM in a Nutshell
The Hanging GLiDE Pass
Homeless Opportunities
Victoria's Secret Reader
Katrina: A Whirlwind Affair?
Emory: The Black Hole of Humor
Hurricane Katrina Comic Relief
Coming Clean

August 2005

Party of Five Experiments
Broken Flowers, Robotic Love
Family Circus Peanuts
When It Rains, It Pours
Art Museum Pick-Up Lines
A-B-C, NYC, 1-2-3
NYC To-Do List
My Typing Award

July 2005

Labels are Everything
Top 5 Online Typo Discovery
Right Field of Dreams
Love Hate Relationship
Great IKEA, Can I Use It?
Yahoo! IM Live Recap
Giant Blogs Attack NYC!
Yahoo! News Clown Boards
Webward Ho
Too Hot for PIC
The Hard Way Morphs
Donnie Darko: Director's Cut
Beer Battered Baseball
Trans Phat Farm
Irony Loves Company
Mental Picture
Damaged Goods

June 2005

Yosemite National Parkway
Retail for Sale!
Alarming Reactions
Censorship is a B**ch
Prized Possessions
Crowd Pleasers
Man vs. Beast on FOX
Cleaning Up Their Acts
Loco Motion
Semiformal Keg Party

May 2005

Barnes and Shameful
Balancing Act
Credit Card Roulette
Social Networking
My Scarlett Letter
I'm on the Map
Drunk Decision
Dark Side of the Moon
The P Word
The 8-Second Bra Lines
I've, Become So Numb
Infomania Schminfomania
Tap This
Friday is Pizza Day
I Leap Over Their Heads

April 2005

My First Girlfriend
Imperfect Timing
Going Postal
I Fart Fuckabees
Overdue Ending
Meager beginnings

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