British Dental Hygiene Report

Vikings

-Often chipped teeth on giant boat oars
-Chewed Iceland down to a tiny island
-Flossed using only wife's hair
-Wife only washed hair approximately twice a year
-Too busy developing Sony Ericsson to use a calendar

-Inherited HUGE, ugly gaps between teeth which eliminated need for flossing
-Permanent yellowish stains leftover from Viking blonde-hair flossing
-Continued to eat ice in Greenland
-Invented Austin Powers

-Developed straighter,
whiter teeth and healthy gums
-Stopped rowing boats violently across vast, Arctic waters
-Invented Arm & Hammer Baking Soda and Peroxide toothpaste