The Teeth Go Marching On: How Britain Became Last Place in Dental Hygiene
Based on a real nation.
An Overview of British Dental Genealogy
|
Vikings -Often chipped teeth on giant boat oars |
|
| Regressed Nordics
-Inherited HUGE, ugly gaps between teeth which eliminated need for flossing |
Advanced Nordics
-Developed straighter, |
| British | Americans |
Comparative Dental Hygiene by Country/Famous People in That Country
Brush Teeth 2x daily
Britain: 20%
U.S: 67%
Princess Diana: 0%
Julia Roberts: 98%
Additional Brush After Tea or Coffee
Britain: 3%
U.S: 18%
Princess Diana: 0%
Julia Roberts: 66%
Own Dental Floss
Britain: 69%
U.S: 82%
Princess Diana: 0%
Julia Roberts: 100%
Use Floss on Teeth
Britain: 9%
U.S: 81%
Princess Diana: 0%
Julia Roberts: 100%
Use Floss to Tie Teeth Together
Britain: 61%
U.S: 2%
Princess Diana: 0%
Julia Roberts: 0%
Own Austin Powers Movie
Britain: 97%
U.S.: 76%
Princess Diana: 0%
Julia Roberts: 50% (stolen from Hollywood Video)
Use Austin Powers Movie as Dental Education Video
Britain: 64%
U.S.: 1%
Princess Diana: 0%
Julia Roberts: 0%