The creative process is cool but I need some serious money. I bet you crave the same. Digest my three-part prescriptive program for making millions.
Okay, so you want to write for Thought Catalog. Great! Wanting to write is half the battle! Of course, not wanting to write is also half the battle, so don't get too excited.
Language is organic and needs to grow, but mostly it's vaguely sexual. Here is a glimpse into some meaning-morphing that you will use in everyday speech and print.
Do not underestimate the importance of having two homes to being a writer, despite seeming to have nothing to do with telling a story. It's all about the dust jacket.
What exactly qualifies a book to be in the elite genre known as men's adventure? Non-stop action, ultra-violence, hot sex, war, gunporn, patriotic racism, and more!
Good thing great authors aren't alive today. Here are 10 rejection letters they likely would have received in our current, dismal literary market.
The Fast & The Furious series is famous for fast cars, hairless men, and Tyrese Gibson comedy. But the most enduring facet of the films is their ever-changing titles.
I wouldn't dare call myself an expert in creative writing. But I can tell you with no trepidation that I am in fact an expert in masturbation, and I mean that in the purest sense.
If you like reading really long formulaic mediocre online comedy, dig in to this article. Or skip to the end, where you can star in an improv comedy jam in the comments!
I intern at what they call a 'vanity' publishing house, which takes its title quite literally. We’re like that fake music video company that pissed out the auto-tuned disease that is 'Friday.'
I was searching for topics that people usually blog about when I came upon this list. So I decided to blog about everything. Strap yourself in, it’s about to get universal in here.
I am searching for a dry erase board because I have writer's block. Thru the flawless prism of logic I have constructed, the board will assist me in constructing hysterical yet thought-provoking narratives.