6 Things Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Shove Up Yourself
The most baffling products from Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop website, where you'll find an array of items that would make even the snobbiest of people cream their pants.
Tag: Women
Melania Trump’s Lost Journal Entries from 2005
A private glimpse into that blissful first year of marriage to Donald J. Trump. Ah, newlyweds.
If I Spend 3-4 Hours Writing and Editing This Article, Do You Think She Will Have Texted Me Back By Then?
What Michelle needs to realize is that I’m not here to waste my time. But until she texts back, that's exactly what I'll be doing.
I’m Totally Against Abortion, Except in Cases of Ugly Women
We all know abortion is wrong. Bad. But sometimes the mother is so disgusting and fat from being pregnant, we really don't want that baby.
The Bachelor’s Application Process is Just That: A Process
Mom wasn’t crazy about the idea of me dating thirty women at once. She said I’d practically be living with a "harem."
What Women Really Want on Valentine’s Day
Valentine's Day seduction tips so that one day she may say, “Yes.” From someone who has never been in a relationship (for obvious reasons).
The Dark Side of Christian Mingle
Saundra was a hot mess of whirlwind crazy. If this was God's match for me, I shuddered to think who Satan would have picked out.
Just Because I’m a Hot Girl with Huge Boobs Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Be My 38th Facebook Friend
Why does a beautiful girl like me only have 37 friends? Because I'm selective, that's why. Just click "confirm" already.
My Kid Has Usurped My Wife’s Breasts
I love Gabe. He's half me. And I’m sure that fact has something to do with his literal clinginess to Kristina's quadruple-D, turn-to-see milk-pillows.
10 Things You Need to Know Before Dating a Girl Who Relates to Every Article About What You Should Know About a Girl Before Dating Her
She is afraid of commitment, but at the same time she wants to rush things. Once things are Facebook official, it only gets crazier.
7 Enduring Myths of the Single Woman
There are a few times a year when I have the energy to have sex, but contrary to popular belief, I'm not having all the sex.
14 Things to Ask a Woman BEFORE Asking Her When She Plans on Getting Pregnant
If you'd like to ask about a woman's plans for creating a miniature human being, you should first know everything about her situation. Here's what to ask.