I’m Sorry, I Won’t Make a Cake for Your Gay Wedding, Because This is an OshKosh B’Gosh
All I can offer you is 60% off all denim-wear. So yous can getcha some toddler overalls or some jeans for any little tikes yous two may know of.
Tag: Weddings
Truthful Alumni Magazine Class Notes
Juan Baerga, ‘10, has only ever used what he learned from his $160,000 engineering degree in determining which piece to remove in Jenga.
Seasonal Wedding Themes That Scream “I AM UNIQUE!”
Spring weddings are the worst. So do as I did, and have another Winter theme: "Snuggled Up By the Fireplace While People Outside Freeze to Death."
8 Times I Regret Wearing Jean Shorts Instead of Dress Pants
Before you jump down my throat about how I obviously shouldn't have worn jorts to a job interview, it was at a company that SOLD JEAN SHORTS.
Melania Trump’s Lost Journal Entries from 2005
A private glimpse into that blissful first year of marriage to Donald J. Trump. Ah, newlyweds.
Jacob and Esther’s Realistic Wedding Agenda
Jacob and Esther each found their soulmates, and they each happened to work at the same place as each other. Isn't God the best?
6 Feminist Alternatives to the Traditional White Dress That Will Have Your Future Sister-in-Law Saying, “I Think She Hates My Brother”
A wedding is the perfect time for a woman to grab life by the heels and power move into life's next journey, alone.
Top 5 Alternatives to the Bridal Bouquet Toss
Whether it's a Hunger Games DVD, or your grandma into a crowd-surfing situation, there are much better things you can toss out at a reception than a bouquet.
Dumbfounded Priest Officiates Soap Opera Wedding
Oh great, the ring bearer is Bryan, Ashley's TOTALLY PLATONIC best friend and brother of her husband, Ryan. Surely his rugged good looks won't fuel any drama.
Your Wedding was Stupid and Your Baby is Ugly
Lately it seems like all of my friends are getting married or pregnant. I thought I had a few more years before they all lost their damn minds, but apparently 20 is a great age to give up on life.
The Royal Wedding: There’s an App for That
An app so royal it makes you feel like you're wearing nothing but a gold crown and a robe while hate fucking William the Conqueror in Piccadilly Circus and drinking a cup of Earl Grey.
Wedding Weekend Snippets
<p><font size="3"><strong>Thursday, February 18th (Day of the Bachelor Party)</strong></font></p> <p>Brian: Nate, what the fuck are you doing here?<br />Me: Really, no one says hello anymore. </p>