Teaching My First Class at Caveman High
I didn't choose to be transported to a pre-historic age, but I did choose to become the teacher of the cavemen and women once I got there. No Neanderthal left behind!
I didn't choose to be transported to a pre-historic age, but I did choose to become the teacher of the cavemen and women once I got there. No Neanderthal left behind!
To become a cognitively engaged multitasker , you must eventually be able to drink beer, watch porn, cry, and masturbate while realizing you're not lonely.
I don’t need my dead body being jabbed into on a cutting board by doctors. I'd rather help the humanities with their flow of corpses.
Bruce stood on the stage of the auditorium drenched in sweat, silently waving with his fake ass smile plastered on while the crowd sat in silence horrified.
When the barrier between student life and adulthood is pulled down, we hope that each of our graduates will stand out as a bulging success.
I have long been skeptical of uber-feminists claiming that rampant sexism remains in America. But it is most alive and well among the professoriate on college campuses.
To inspire all of you teachers out there who are on the verge of screaming at your students, punching your administrators in the face, and/or committing suicide.
Beware my friends, for horrible professors are out there and more than ready to piss you off. Here are a few common types you may unluckily stumble upon.
Ever since I started teaching English, I've been struggling to find ways to get my students more excited about the English language.
Combating boredom during class isn't easy. Here are some spicy alternative activities you haven't thought of - trust me.
Maybe eight or nine teachers have ever really reached me and Bruce was one of them. He was eccentric, intense, and fun.
The top 10 ways to trick yourself into feeling like you're actually making progress on an 8-page term paper.