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When it comes to getting a seat on the plane, the airline industry likes to play a little game called musical chairs. Losers get a terminal illness.

Everyone's Christmas break always starts the same, but rarely does it end up this bad. Unless your family's borderline crazy too.

Three years after his passing, Joe's 'bum rush story' surfaces on the back of a Chinese food menu. And it's a valuable lesson in karma.

When a plumper version of Rosie O’Donnell with greasy hair, and a face full of acne won't stop stalking you, even smoke breaks have to go.

In its 100 years as an icon of Americana, Joe's has hosted iguana fights, allied itself with Germany, sold opium instead of alcohol, and much more.

Everybody has horrific date stories, but this is the ultimate tale of “Open Mouth, Insert Foot. Let's all weigh the importance of being earnest.

Fueled by moonshine and the freedom from parents, a high school party gives way to the drunkest, grossest morning after story ever.

A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.

Eating out doesn't have to be expensive, but if you wanna get the job done right, you might have to spring for a bullhorn and a diamond ring.

Something haunted me for my entire high school experience and I don't really talk about it much (my parents hate thinking about it... heh).

When you've got an itch that even the dog can't seem to scratch the right way, turn to Nick Gaudio. He'll set your ass straight.

His father was a hardnosed man. He was also hard-bodied, hardheaded, hardworking and a touch hard of hearing. The last one was the most dangerous.