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If you don’t keep the dead dogs in the freezer, Doctor Snuggles will devour all the dogs in one sitting. He's a huge pig. Aren’t you my little pig?

At that point, I had covered my guns in concrete. I didn’t want them. But the game pulled me back and I ended up killing about a thousand more dudes.

@fuckjerry even went back to my high school, played "Riff" in "West Side Story," and used all my ad libs just to twist the knife.

Now, believe me, no one respects #MeToo more than Good Ol’ Michael-Joe Moderate. I respect it so much that I’ll say it’s gone too far.

Breakfast is key. I’m thinking an egg white omelette, a couple slices of toast with peanut butter—wait where did you find a Gogurt?

How is communicating in sign language, walking on sand trails, or keeping your children in soundproof rooms, really that different from recycling?

It’s made to sound like I would rather keep my time machine than kill Hitler, but it’s not a question of choosing between the two.

I wish there were “other solutions.” But heavy drinking’s already been taken as a solution to politics.

Now that you’ve sufficiently tortured your sweet angel for the past hour, make him watch as you make your own macaroni artwork.

Also, there seems to be woman flying to and from number 17 Cherry Tree Lane by means of an umbrella.

I know I certainly didn't fight my way through twelve miles of wilderness with no face to allow big government to turn all of our kids autistic.

I want to assure Rewards Members that we are now extending free counseling to all members and not just Gold-Level as with past homicides.