My Dream Date with Mike Faerber
Online stalking will only get you so far. Planning a real life date complete with 1993 GM Safari van? Now we're talking irresistible.
Tag: Observations
Escalator to Hell
Attention America: Our laziness has come to a head, and it's time we start using our feet for more than standing around. Now walk it out.
Europe: The Not So Lonely Planet
When backpacking across campus in search of sex, drugs and booze gets old, head overseas where you can buy more potent versions of all three.
Clubbing Terms Pocket Dictionary
So you met a buttahead that caught the dragon, and she had a troll and a yao with her but they were nassatalls. Time for a dance club dictionary.
Create Your Own Yearbook Entry
Why don’t we sign each other’s yearbooks anymore after high school? Stress. Not to worry, now it's all multiple choice and fill-in-the-blank.
Diagnosis Murder
It's not every day that somebody asks you to help them commit murder and is totally serious about it. But getaway drivers don't grow on trees.
Reasons I Would Make a Better Date Than a Convicted Sex Offender
Ladies, for most of you, there will come a point in your life when you will have to choose between either going out on a date with me or a convicted sex offender.
Boner vs. Boner
It can happen anywhere, anytime, and for just about any reason. From morning wood to Pedro's savior, these are the boners of our lives.
My Box for a Box
Attention ladies open to same-sex chemistry: one-night courses of study now available! Female professor, flexible hours, discreet enrollment.
Breaking Out of the Bubble
The college experience isn't at universal as you think. Some campuses actually have RA's who care... and Asians!
Traditional Christmas Wisdom
The wise men might not have approved of a Red Ryder BB gun, but they certainly would have endorsed Jesus vs. Santa on pay-per-view.
America Spelled A-W-E-S-O-M-E
There's nothing understated about the way Americans celebrate July 4th. Get out of our way, we've got kegs and we're not afraid to drink them.