Freshman Forgiveness
Grades and attendance can't compete with the newfound freedoms of freshman year. Don't worry, we all understand.
Tag: Observations
Wooing the Camera: A Closer Look at Gameday Rituals
You're a sports fan and you need attention in the form of television coverage. But seriously, you look like an idiot in the stands.
Flying the Coop
Sooner or later you'll be moving out and living on your own. Not the dorms, not your parent's house...ON YOUR OWN. Scary thought?
A Day in the Life of a Frat Guy
Make fun of Greeks all you want, but until you've stumbled a drunken mile in their loafers, you're missing out, dude.
I Voted in Florida—Sorry About Us
Let me apologize to the rest of the country. If what I experienced is any indication of the way voting is working in this state, then well, we've screwed you again. It's not our fault though.
It’s the End of the Year as We Know It (I Feel Fine)
Summer's right around the corner, but the last semester home stretch isn't without its trials and tribulations. Like finals, and quarter beer nights.
The Future of Equally Horny Women
Historically, men have always been the hornier of the two sexes. But what would happen if women suddenly juiced up their hormones?
An Existential Crisis of Collegiate Proportions
The bland town of Columbus, Ohio may serve a higher purpose after all.
Farewell, All of My Away Messages
We gather here today to remember an old friend who was there for us even when we were 'rubbing myself all over and getting wet.' Farewell, my dearly departed away messages.
You Don’t Want to Date Me
Women beware, I have no time for a relationship or feelings other than the throes of orgasm. Sorry, but you're not cutting the mustard.
The Dorm Room Doldrums
You thought going to a party school would elevate your social status. Turns out it only made you geekier by comparison.
You Down With O.P.P.? Yeah You Know Me!
A last name is forever. Unfortunately, if your last name involves any reference to pop culture, so are the repetitive, annoying jokes.