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May 5 – Cinco de Mayo: IVs previously containing live-saving antivirals and convalescent plasmas will be replaced with frozen margaritas.

Don't be fooled by the New York City postmark on this letter -- I'm a Wisconsin mink farmer, born and bred.

Boys and girls can be friends. Girls and statues can be friends. Girls and statues can hold hands, if they want. Or kiss.

Would you watch a show about a sex columnist in Pocatello? Without me as the backdrop, it’s just white women complaining.

Whatever the establishment was, I had zero inkling. Whatever the black circle represented, I was stirred to find out.

He had pallid green skin and was terribly smelly, Like putrid roast beef in petroleum jelly.

If you could make sure all of these opera chandeliers are turned off, that would be great.

Brick, 47, screaming Mets fan and Chester, 42, crying Jets fan: These two brilliantly built their own empires, but still make time for each other.

I mean, it’s the concrete jungle where dreams are made of (the first time I went I was 5 and I don’t really remember it).

"Her butt is coming out first," my mom's ob-gyn told her six hours into her contractions. "This baby is just not the right fit."

The Bronx Bondage – Tie your partner up, and just leave them there. Nothing is hotter than the anticipation. We condone being a tease.

Thank goodness I’m still booking kindergarten graduations and Mormon cosplay through Cameo.