Non-Apology Apologies for Corporate Ne’er-Do-Wells
Steal an intern’s idea and get a promotion for it? Buy them a piece of jewelry. The “hang loose” attitude of the puka shell never goes out of style.
Steal an intern’s idea and get a promotion for it? Buy them a piece of jewelry. The “hang loose” attitude of the puka shell never goes out of style.
You can’t read half the ingredients and might be suffocating a baby penguin with excess sodium monofluorophosphate, but at least you’re minty fresh.
Let me wipe off the shaving cream and stow my kit bag where the emergency phone used to be.
Standing on his tiptoes, he craned over their hunched heads, hoping to get a glimpse of the candidates.
“We’re number one!” I cheer. The team wheels around. “No,” they respond. “YOU’RE number one.” Then they offer to pay off all of my debt.
It’s really nice catching up like this, but I do feel like we need to have a little talk, bear to man.
Quarter of a Quarter Life Crisis: Age 6. You will cope by throwing tantrums before bedtime and refusing to share your trucks with Jeremy.
Caring for children is one of life’s most rewarding jobs. Our nanny will need a sens…
Is this real life? This lawsuit has consumed your mind, your nerves, your days, your marriage for the better part of four years.
We used to have lights, but we found that they reminded people way too much of their cell phone screens, so we got rid of them.
"Stranger Things": This coming of age sci-fi romp will take you back to a time when you could actually enjoy summer.
As I’ve come down with a bad case of wet-ass this summer (medical condition), Marcus could easily catch me and force me to share the bicycle.