The True Female Orgasm: A Story
Eating out doesn't have to be expensive, but if you wanna get the job done right, you might have to spring for a bullhorn and a diamond ring.
Tag: Dating
How a Simple Bottle of Perfume Can Make You a REAL Man
<p>Due to perfume's combustability, it's the perfect fuel source for any fun fire. While womanly to the vagineth power, perfume also has the ability to make you smell like another woman has been on you. Or, that you have been <em>in</em> another woman, thus making it a dangerous tool in your manly ARSEN-al.</p>
I Once was a Revenge-Seeking-Slut (For a Day Anyway)
<p>Gather ‘round Readers, as I tell you a tale of a more naïve Roxy, a younger Roxy, a little camper Roxy.<br />
The Theory of the Unlandable Guy
There are a lot of hypotheses for the mystery of the failed hookup, but none with such extensive research in the field (of cannabis).
Pre-Noon Drinking Missed Connections
Jenny? Are you reading these things? I bet you are. God, you’re so pathetic. Fucking whore. You make me sick you know that? These things are for sickos and perverts.
Don’t Date Him Guuuurl! (Dot Com)
A website containing a database of cheaters, liars, and bad boys? How cute, the Feminazis are learning how to operate a computer!
Running a Diary in the Freezing Pro Bowl Cold
Whenever I get rare weather and a football game on the same day, I feel I owe it to you to don my Bill Simmons cap and document the day's events.
How to Get Any Guy You Want
Armed with a little background knowledge, confidence, and party strategy, winning over your latest infatuation isn't so hard after all.
The Mind of a Single Girl
A day in the life of woman versus her own brain. Sure, females come off all complicated, but deep down, it's the same instinctive thought process.
The Boundaries of Drunken Communication
At some point, we've all regretted a drunk dial, a late-night IM, or a Facebook poke. But unless you set limits, things can get out of hand.
The Rules of Banging the Ex
In order to preserve friendships, there must be rules about sharing lovers. Rules encompassing proximity, time limits, and jealousy.
All Men are Scumbags
Yes, even The Nice Guy has a little scum in him too. But you'll probably be more familiar with the dirt from the other 4 levels of scumbags.