Even as an 8-year-old boy, I knew that having my period would make me a man; it was the first step to becoming an adult.
Ladies, there's more to urinating than unleashing, draining, and calling it a day. Here's a short guide to six ways he pees that you may not know about.
Gary, I've called you into HR today not because you defecated onto Mr. Peters’ desk, but because you clearly didn’t even make an attempt to wash your hands afterward.
There are very specific conditions necessary for the primal of forces, the trough urinal bond, to take hold. Men, take note before unzipping.
If you want to know where a particular nation ranks on the scale of haves and have-nots, all you need is a brief study of the average sanitation facility in a domestic environment.
The best thing a college student can look forward to when going home is toilet paper. TP even beats the powerful water pressure of your own shower.
The ability to queef on command isn’t something you’re born with. It’s a skill, mastered only through years of dedication and vaginal exercise.
Pubic hair is the roadmap to a girl's personality. The shaved look is giving you the all clear, but slow down if you find yourself in the school zone.
Logging on the Toilet
Showers are a dangerous place. You know why? Because you have to take a shower every day.
Finally ladies, a man who undoubtedly will leave the seat down—not just for you, but for himself. Some guys just can't pee standing up.