Casual Letters from Kim Jong Un to the Western World
Comrade General Kok Suk Lee said writing letters is a good idea. Appeal to the capitalist lackeys in their Satanic Homelands, he said. I hope he's right.
Tag: Asia
Hey, Have You Heard About Sushis?
Have you heard about sushis yet? It's the hottest new food trend, served cold and eaten with chopsticks. Stranger than that, it’s actually made of raw fish.
Great Things About Being White in Korea
I’m a youngish white male with advanced degrees. That kind of stuff would get my ass kicked in the US of A, but in the R of K that makes me a pretty hot item.
The Asian and The Boyfriend
The Asian and the boyfriend don't ever mix. They were born as separate as two koalas with latent chlamydia, and they shall remain so for all eternity.
On Bridesmaids and Walking with Asians
The other day I asked my Asian friend if I could be her secret bridesmaid, the same way that a traditionally ethnic ninja would ask a friend to be a secret bridesmaid.
The Asians are Coming!
What about the Chinese countries besides North Korea? How dangerous are they? Are they our enemies? Here we'll examine nine potential Asian invasions.
Staying at Home with Kevin: A Korean Christmas Tradition
Have a very merry Home Alone Christmas in Korea.
Now I Know Why Strippers Don’t Eat Indian Food
It's hard enough to cook Indian food that tastes good, but to follow up a lousy meal with a gassy pole dancing class in front of real strippers just adds insult to injury.
7 Tips for Living and Teaching in Asia
Teaching English in Asia is a great way to experience a different culture, travel the world, and find adventure. It's also the easiest way to get constant diarrhea and exacerbate your drinking problem.
Things Korean Guys Do That American Guys Don’t
Korean dudes differ from American dudes. I'm getting used to it, but that doesn't mean I don't secretly judge. Here are some big differences I've noticed.
Japanese Tsunami Garbage Includes Refugees
The Texas-sized mass of garbage from the Japanese tsunami slowly approaching California does indeed house over 8,000 refugees in the newly discovered central "city" amid the muck.
Did You Hear What Happened in Japan?
As someone who doesn't care for the outside world, news of this week's quake didn't shake me up as much as everyone else. But seriously, have you guys heard about Japan?