Play Truth or Dare with people who ask embarassing questions?
OR
Play Spin the Bottle with embarassing looking ladies?
Keep in mind that at some point you might play Never Have I Ever with people who ask about the above situations.
More Humor
Nobody Likes a Winner
There. Now that all you Type-A types are paying attention, I'd like to spread some of my no-can-do attitude, really bring it down a notch. And you're going to like it! Because if you don't make it to the end of this blog, you officially LOSE at reading. I'm timing you.
Internet, You and I are SO Over
...As soon as I finish this blog.
I mean it, Mozilla! We're through! Gmail, get off my nuts. Twitter you @sshole, would you do... anything, for once? I don't understand how we can spend so much time together, and still have nothing to show for it.
I Never Meta Blog I Didn’t Like
Is it true? Am I actually blogging again? To be honest, I'm not certain what will happen when I click "publish post." I halfway expect "Internet is full, please try again."
*edit: my PIC blogger account is so old... that yup that pretty much happened. That'll teach me not to live in 2007*