I drank mezcal with a scorpion in the bottle last night and almost ordered tacos de chapulines (grasshopper tacos). 1A. What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten? 1B. What's the nastiest thing you've ever drank? 1C. What's the baddest ass thing you've ever eaten or drank?
2. This one has boggled my mind for years. Mom-and-pop diners decorate with autographed photos of famous people. How the hell do these restaurants get these photos? Do celebrities just have stacks of photos that they carry around with them whenever they eat somewhere? Are there PR people that just mail autographs to random eateries? How the hell does this work? Can I just print photos of myself, eat a roast beef French dip and sign autographs for a diner?
Obligatory Sex Question. I once made out with a girl's mouth, then her vajay and finally the girl's mouth again. Then I realized my Big Red gum disappeared somewhere in her pubes. Not a pleasant conversation — but hey, she received champship-level oral sex from me so I didn't feel that bad.
3A. What's the oddest thing you've ever told a partner? 3B. Weirdest thing a partner told you after a sexual encounter?