Back in the early 80’s there was a magical place, an amusement park that was apparently located in Texas called Hanna-Barbera Land, where you could meet Jabberjaw IN PERSON.
I'm sure there are things in this world superior to Carly Foulkes, the new hot T-Mobile chick in pink. I can't think of any, but they probably exist.
I think sex is rad, while the McRib sandwich is totally bitchin'. And on the scale of outdated 80's valley girl slang, bitchin' and rad are neck and neck.
No offense to you, Los Angeles, but you're not the right city in which to rehabilitate Lindsay Lohan. I've masturbated to Beyond the Valley of the Dolls before; let me handle this.
With my car out of gas and my penis still bleeding, I returned to Kent State University, a lifetime college student, ready and almost even sort of willing to learn.
I do indeed own my own gorilla costume. And it's gotten to the point where people EXPECT the gorilla, especially on Halloween.
Seems that the new CGI-overloaded movie Aliens in the Attic owe a debt of gratitude to the cult classic Gremlins imitation Ghoulies.
Look what you’ve done, Lindsay. I’m out of the picture for a year or so and you run off and start making ABC Family original movies?!
What kind of a dad do you suppose he would be, should Nick Moose reproduce? Answer: A very deceased one.
Arby’s is lying to you. That’s right, Arby’s Roast Burgers, while quite delicious, are not burgers. They are, in fact, roast beef sandwiches.
Back in the 60’s adult films weren’t allowed to show pubes n’ peeps, but they could show boobies. When Harry Novak combined tits, ass, Frankenstein, Dracula in 1964 to make the immortal Kiss Me Quick!, the monster nudie was born.
It’s the 'Name Nick Moose’s Ride and then Ride Nick Moose' sweepstakes! If you are a hot girl over 18, and you come up with a name for my new car, you could win a trip to America’s favorite dinosaur park in my Toyota Yaris!