Vernon’s Tweets No. 1 – 2Pac Paradise

How Do U Go Hungry In The Winter They Litraly Put Salt All Over The Streets Idiot

by Vernon Carter Ross
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October 2, 2012

Ecce Homo Restoration Fail Now On Twitter “New Jesus”

New Jesus: I have been restored.

by Vernon Carter Ross
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September 1, 2012

Ryan Gosling “Hey Girl” Memes

So over the weekend your skater boi here got a little carried away after he found out making memes was particularly easy. Hope you enjoy my calvalcade of emptiness!

by Vernon Carter Ross
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August 4, 2012

Vernon's Tweets No. 1 - 2Pac Paradise

I Hope This Email Finds You at the Bottom of a Well

A Note Regarding the Employee Suggestion Box and the Mothman in the Break Room

Why I Drove a Half-Mile Through This Empty Parking Lot to Park Five Inches from Your Hyundai Sonata

What I Imagined “Going to the Bar” Would Be Like When I Was 12 Years Old Versus How It Was Last Week

Insufficient Reasons for Using the Bat-Signal

The Rules of Fight Club Book Club

Vernon's Tweets No. 1 - 2Pac Paradise

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