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Court: We probably could've got more people to go to the club.
Frank: Yeah but getting a bunch of drunk people to go anywhere is like herding cats, as Graham put it.
Court: That's disgusting. So it means if you're having sex with a drunk girl, you're having sex with a cat.
-On two sides to the pussy
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