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Al: If we were stranded on a desert island I bet I could get you to suck my dick. YOU'D BE THIRSTY AND I'D BE THE MILKMAN!!!
Katie: Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant.
-Al, failing yet again
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School: West Virginia University
Class of: 2011
Hometown: Hedgesville, WV
At a Glance:
I'm 23-year-old college student on my 3rd different major. I'm quite a large Ravens, Nationals, and Knicks fan. By large I mean I suffer from ''Sweaty Waistband Syndrome.'' I've tried to do stand-up but thought it involved too much standing. I can remember random sports trivia but can't remember my cell phone number. I have a better grasp on the English language than Emmitt Smith. I'll turn all this potential into something eventually. If I haven't alienated you already you'll probably like me.Bio:
I was once voted ''Best Young Blogger 2009'' by a group of my close friends. I write all the good skits on SNL. My fantasy football advice is so good I don't even use it. My mom wrote all my papers for me in high school.Blog:
Hard-hitting sports comedy, padded for your pleasure.
LeBron James Turns Heel 9
, 4.2 
Mocking the NBA's Top 10 Prospects 7
, 5.0 Jim Joyce Should Go Fuck Himself 4
, 4.4 The Pac-Man Jones Story, Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson, Part 1 1
, 4.6 Mocking the NFL Draft 1
, 5.0 The Atrocious Sportswriters Conference 1
, 4.3 10 Rules for Picking Your March Madness Bracket 4
, 3.2 The Jesusification of Stephen Strasburg 0
, 4.2 How to Kick Ass at Fantasy Baseball and Have Fun Doing It 2
, 4.4 Canada vs. USA Hockey: A Few Reasons to Root Against Canada 11
, 3.1 NASCAR: It's Tradition, Damn It 6
, 3.6 National Signing Day: It's Not Just for Southern Fucktards! 0
, 4.0 The Perfect Super Bowl Day for the College Guy 1
, 4.0 Three Home Teams and the Fucking Jets: Conference Championship Preview 3
, 3.9 The NFL Playoffs are Just-Too-SWEEEETTTT! 1
, 3.8 60 Minutes to Heart Attack: NFL Wild Card Preview 0
, 3.7 The Things Gilbert Arenas' Twitter Has Taught Me... 2
, 3.8 The Decade in Sports 7
, 3.0 Rating the Holiday Games 0
, 4.0 Death and Snow - NFL Week 15 Preview 1
, 4.2 You Know They Can Play, But What Will They Be Wearing? Heisman Preview Time! 6
, 4.0 100 Pounds Overweight? We've Gotta Place for You! NFL Week 14 Preview 2
, 4.4
Comments:
- Guh. You nailed it man. - Nov 15, 2010
- Vaginae. That ones getting worked into some conversations. - Jul 18, 2010
- Last I checked he relentlessly hawked shit and came up small in almost every - Jul 9, 2010
- Perfect - Jul 9, 2010
- So when Barkley won the MVP in 92-93 he was a better player than Jordan? What - Jul 9, 2010
- If he only wanted to win a championship he should've just grabbed the best bi - Jul 8, 2010
- ''Might be'' better, as in there is a chance he has a better career than eith - Jul 8, 2010
- Your welcome, jackass. - Jun 30, 2010
- Well done sir. Did you hear about how he showed up on the team bus before Gam - Jun 26, 2010
- As an elite level player no, John Wall would not have dropped too far. Maybe - Jun 25, 2010
- Yeah, that DeSean tore up his knee in the Final Four. The Heat got a good pla - Jun 24, 2010
- Yeah I've seen Denkinger's call.....and I really hope this isn't something be - Jun 3, 2010
- People with no sense of humor coming in 3...2...1..... - Jun 2, 2010
- Yeah that was a bit of a blood bath yesterday. I do think today will go a lit - Mar 19, 2010
- My words are delish....much better than Canadian bacon. - Mar 2, 2010
- Oh it's quite easy. I simply learned how to read at a young age and didn't fu - Feb 15, 2010
- Everybody poops. - Feb 14, 2010
- Yeah I had a variation that has bacon in it. It's not bad. - Feb 5, 2010
- MMMM fluffy spoon bread. /Can't wait to leave this state. - Feb 5, 2010
- So it doesn't say no right? Just wondering for a,uh, friend! Yeah my friend w - Jan 21, 2010
- A relationship during football season? Fuck it thats why they make porn. - Jan 16, 2010
- While ''firing'' players makes sense in theory, the salary cap and the fact t - Jan 11, 2010
- Oh I go to college 45mins outside of Pittsburgh.....last year there was a par - Jan 9, 2010
- I enjoyed your message and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. - Jan 3, 2010
- Yes, I know Woodson won the Heisman. The point of the joke was that the idiot - Dec 12, 2009
