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Frank: Are girls turned on by handbrake turns?
Linnea: It can't just be any car. For me, it has to be a Mini Cooper.
Frank: So if some random guy does a handbrake turn in a Mini Cooper, gets out, walks up to you and says, "Yo, get in the back, let's fuck" would you?
Linnea: There wouldn't be enough space but I'd be pretty impressed.
Frank: What if Matt Ryan did a handbrake turn, got out and said, "Yo, get in the back, let's fuck"?
Linnea: Then that would totally make my day.
-On the vehicular dynamics of female impressionism
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Listen to ME on THE RADIO, TODAY
By T.H. McWhiskey February 10, 2008
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Late night post. Good shit. Keep brief. No modifiers/articles/logical disjunctions.
I've got my radio show tomorrow, which I have (and Nate has) written about IN A TIME KNOWN AS THE PAST, and if you listen, you'll get to hear 1) badass classic rock and 2) what I sound like on the radio, which has probably been a wish of yours since birth, or conception.
Just go here, download the mp3 stream (under, predictably, "Select an MP3 Stream"), and use the wonderful iTunes (or similar) application to hear me for yourselves on this and other Sundays, from 3-4. Post meridiem.
Also, if you want to call in and speak with me, the station hotline numbers are (919) 860-0881 or (919) 515-2400, whichever you feel more emotionally committed to. If I'm not on the line already or in the middle of something really important, I will answer, calling myself "The Dude" and saying something nice to the effect of "how can I help you." Just tell me you're a reader and I'll give ya a shout-out on-air.
DO IT, GODDAMNIT.
Late night post. Good shit. Keep brief. No modifiers/articles/logical disjunctions.I've got my radio show tomorrow, which I have (and Nate has) written about IN A TIME KNOWN AS THE PAST, and if you listen, you'll get to hear 1) badass classic rock and 2) what I sound like on the radio, which has probably been a wish of yours since birth, or conception.
Just go here, download the mp3 stream (under, predictably, "Select an MP3 Stream"), and use the wonderful iTunes (or similar) application to hear me for yourselves on this and other Sundays, from 3-4. Post meridiem.
Also, if you want to call in and speak with me, the station hotline numbers are (919) 860-0881 or (919) 515-2400, whichever you feel more emotionally committed to. If I'm not on the line already or in the middle of something really important, I will answer, calling myself "The Dude" and saying something nice to the effect of "how can I help you." Just tell me you're a reader and I'll give ya a shout-out on-air.
DO IT, GODDAMNIT.
4 Comments
You should really look into getting this made into a podcast--most of us blog readin' types are down with the internets and the newfangled ipods.
Also, for you, having an archive of your shows could be cool.
Yeah, a podcast would be solid for people you shout-out on the air who stopped listening minutes earlier.
I'll look into it, but I have a feeling that, since my broadcasts are legally owned by NCSU, then I'd have a hard time publishing a podcast on my own.
But again, I'll look into it.
Goddamnit, looks like some form of basketball preempted you this week.
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