“The male penis goes by many names, the scientific one, however, being ‘schlong.'”
The students are all dozing off since the teacher talks about genitalia practically every day as if it's a semester-long unit. No pun intended.
“Here's an example of the male sperm-shooter.” The students look up after hearing the sound of a belt unbuckle. The teacher is slowly taking off his belt. “Now it may not be the biggest one you've ever seen…” He stares at a particular female in the class for several uncomfortable seconds until she looks up at him and then looks away. He continues to stare at her.
“But it is, however, probably one of the nicest you've ever seen. Probably one of the hardest, potentially, if it ever needed to be.” He continues to stare at the same female.
“You should be taking notes on this.”
“One of the shiniest, one of the firmest, most tastiest,” he continues as he unbuttons and unzips his pants. “Is that a word?” He giggles obnoxiously at his own joke. “But seriously, kids, it's not a joke, my sperm dispenser is really the tastiest in the class.” He looks angrily at all the guys in the class, then goes back to looking at the girl he's been looking at the whole time.
The room is completely silent.
The teacher slowly pulls down his boxers, revealing his penis. He waits for applause.
Everyone tries to find something to look away at, but the image is still burned into their brain and eyes permanently.
“Now that you've seen the finest example of the male genitalia in the whole high school, can I get a volunteer for the female genitalia?”
Everyone in the class starts talking, but no one raises their hands.
“God damn it! This is a science class! There needs to be professionalism, people! Stop fucking talking!” the teacher says as he stands in front of the class with his weiner showing.
“Now that you've all stopped being assholes, I'll ask again. May I have a female volunteer up here, please?” He is staring at the same female, who is still looking away.
“I'll give you extra credit.” All the female hands in the class shoot up, along with a couple male's hands.
He fakely moves his hands around the class as if he's debating who to pick. He picks the girl he's been staring at longingly the whole time.
She walks to the front of the classroom and stands staring at the class.
The teacher looks over at her. “What the fuck are you waiting for?”
He scoots over closer to her. “Right, I'm the teacher, I should teach. Well, here's a lesson – I can hit the g-spot in four seconds flat.”
He starts unbuttoning her pants. “Here's a little experiment. After all, I like to think of this as more of a Science class than a Physical Education department class. I like to think of myself as a scientist,” he whispers as he pulls down her thong. “Alright, here we go, like I said – G Spot. 4 Seconds.” He bends her over into a weird, yet possibly good position and starts penetrating her. She at first tries to resist (to no avail), but then four seconds later looks pleased. He has found his groove and continues penetrating his student until the bell rings.
“Class dismissed,” he says after he orgasms.
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