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JR: Dr. Butler, you know a little bit about the Civil War, don't you?
Dr. B: Yeah, just a little bit. I know the South won the war.
JR: That a fact?
Dr. B: Oh yes. Being a Doctor of History, I know the truth, and it's the damn liberal professors of this country who keep covering up the truth of the South's Glorious Victory. Hail Dixie!
-On top of Lookout Mountain, as another college tour group walked by
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Nick Gaudio attended THE West Virginia University. There, he was editor-in-chief of Calliope, the award-winning undergraduate literary journal. In his spare time, Nick liked to write, read, and show off his penis. He is currently working on a novel that incorporates all of these.
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Get to Know a Letter: The Letter A
An Alphabet Antecedent, A arrived along an aurum autobund across arctic Alaska. "Advanced" America did not appreciate an A ardently as the astronauts from Auschwitz. No, as an African American, A arrogated, asking Ashley and Amber for awful aid. Both acquisced, accepting and allowing A's attempt at applying for American autonomy. An aroused ape, A awkwardly approached Amanda(Amber's acquaintance) after the application was autocaded. Anticipating assault, Amanda allegedly advanced to the attic, as A--that aforementioned asshole--attempted to accompany her ala agility, astuteness, and awareness.
As Amanda acted, A assimilated an ashen anchor around Amanda's ax-wound. All were fucking angry and attacked A for his ambition.
Adjourned!
(Abashed Ahab! Ashamed, I am of this article!)
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The letter A is a bitch.
Alas, articulate alliteration alleviates A anyway.
astounding.
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