Ali Wisch

School: Champlain College
Class of: 2008
Hometown: Ridgewood, NJ

At a Glance:

Ali Wisch is currently a comedy writer and producer living in the tri-state area.

Bio:

I really enjoy making mixes (cd's and yes, cassette tapes), yoga, kombucha, jeggings, doing laundry, laying in the sun, writing, eavesdropping, eavesdropping and then writing about it, having pandora on my phone, editing pictures and video clips, travelling, my day planner, good speakers (loud music), trying to drink 8 glasses of water a day (it's harder then you think), and being 24 which is...awesome. If I can offer one piece of wisdom I've gathered over the years it would be that.. shit happens when you party naked. Book of the Moment: Eat Right for Your Type- Peter Adamo Song of the Moment: Try a Little Tenderness- Otis Redding Movie of the Moment: Self-Helpless (www.selfhelplessmovie.com)

Column:




A candid account of the sexcapades and relationships of a post-college girl in search of Mr. Right, and her experiences with Mr. Right now.

How to Tell if He/She's Not That Into You 14 , 4.1
Don't Go Through Your Man's Shit 13 , 4.2
Moving Home After College 15 , 4.2
A Goodbye Letter to My College Years 11 , 4.3
5 Things I Can't Justify Spending Money On 16 , 4.1
A Guy's Guide to Not Being a Creep (By a Girl) 264 , 3.8
4 Things I Don't Like Hearing... Especially During Finals 24 , 4.2
Break's Over, Get Back to School 6 , 2.5
You Know You're in College When... 16 , 4.7
Always Come Clean on Strippers 4 , 4.5
So You Farted in His Bed 10 , 4.4
Yeah, We Met Online 4 , 3.1
What Makes Him Mr. Right... Now 9 , 4.0
About Last Night... 0 , 2.8
Cheap Summer Thrills 3 , 4.0
Unofficially Together at Last 20 , 4.2
How to Lady-Proof Your Room (By a Lady) 21 , 3.3
The Walk of Shame - In Spain 13 , 3.3
The Morning After 5 , 4.3
Relationship Cheat Sheet 7 , 3.3
I Know Why She Isn't Sleeping With You 13 , 3.5
Internet Porn: The Good, the Bad, and the Fucked Up 25 , 3.6
Five Reasons Why You Should Wait on Sex 11 , 4.3
Single vs. Relationship: It's Complicated 14 , 3.8
How to Be a Cool Girlfriend 23 , 4.0
Are You Half of THAT COUPLE? 11 , 4.5
What Happened to the Player? 4 , 4.4
Sifting Through the Euro-Trash 7 , 3.0
25 Things You Should Know About Guys 90 , 3.4
How to Get Any Guy You Want 64 , 3.8
The PDA Handbook 10 , 4.0
15 Excuses You Won't Be Needing 10 , 4.2
Your Friday Night 6 , 4.0
8 Sex Acts Off-Limits with Your Girlfriend 50 , 2.8
How to Get More Head 31 , 4.1
Baggage Claim 2 , 3.0
The College Life Cycle 8 , 3.5
Winterize Your Love Life 12 , 2.1
The Boundaries of Drunken Communication 9 , 3.7

Comedy Articles:


The Walk of Shame
30 comments, 4.2 stars
It's Sunday morning and you're still in last night's clothes, reeking of alcohol and sex outside an unfamiliar dorm. Put on your scarlet letter and begin the Walk of Shame.

Spring Break with the 'Rents
0 comments, 3.0 stars
It's the one week associated with everything debaucherous and you're stuck at home. Oh sure, it has its upsides...for about 12 hours.

The Mind of a Single Girl
39 comments, 3.5 stars
A day in the life of woman versus her own brain. Sure, females come off all complicated, but deep down, it's the same instinctive thought process.