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D: You sure you want to be drinking that? You conceded the last beer pong game to us 'cause you couldn't drink anymore.
Girl 1: Conceited? Are you calling me stuck up?
D: No, I said you CONCEDED the last beer pong game. With a "d." Like you gave up.
Girl 1: Wait, do you mean "forfeited"?
D: Well, yeah, "conceded" is basically a synonym for "forfeited."
Girl 2: Wait, did you just call her stuck up?
D: No. She conceded the last beer pong game. Conceded with a "d," not conceited with a "t."
Girl 1: Well I'm sorry I'm not in law school!
-Elle Woods she is not
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9 Comments
Nate- It hurts. It hurts every Mountaineer out there, but you were right. We played like...ugh, it was bad. I'll admit I was wrong, and I'll continue to be fan of yours, but ouch...
Fuckin' A. We never had a chance, huh?
Fuckers.
Green and gold, bitches, green and gold.
Oh, and Nick, THIS is college football.
Haha...I didn't even give a shit about the game until you made a big deal out of it. Then I actually wanted the bulls to win and I even watched the game...hell yeah!!
That stadium was fucking loud
Now watch the rankings. They'll put WVU ahead of USF. It's a good thing we're going undefeated this year.
Courtney and all WVU fans not named Nick Gaudio: I take no joy in your misery.
Nick: I take a little joy in your misery.
Anon, glad you watched.
USF Ian, Damn Skippy.
Man, I'm hungover.
This just in ... a WVU Heisman candidate just turned the ball over again in South Florida...
God, I love college football.
Nice to see your buddy Nick has nothing to say... all he does is talk shit.
I hate college football. Where the hell are the picks?!?!
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