Get a Job

From: Amy Cruise [mailto:amy.cruise@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, May 02, 2006 8:33 AM
To: Nathan Degraaf
Subject: Cute butt

OMG. Your butt is now a major topic at The Nate Way. Ha ha ha. Too f-ing funny.

From: Amy Cruise [mailto:amy.cruise@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, May 02, 2006 11:00 AM
To: Nathan Degraaf
Subject: Cute butt

Do you ever sleep walk?

On 5/2/06, Nathan Degraaf wrote:

No. Why?

On 5/2/06, Amy Cruise wrote:

Just trying to figure out how the mystery puddle appeared in the bed this morning. Thought maybe you were sleep walking.

On 5/2/06, Amy Cruise wrote:

Poor Tyler posted his comment twice. I need a life.

On 5/2/06, Nathan Degraaf wrote:

Get a job.

From: Amy Cruise [mailto:amy.cruise@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, May 02, 2006 11:59 AM
To: Nathan Degraaf
Subject: Re: Cute Butt

You should write a post about how your girlfriend is asking out female bartenders by promising that you will take them to expensive restaurants so that she can sleep with them.

On 5/2/06, Nathan Degraaf wrote:

Why don't you write it? I'm at work.

From: Amy Cruise [mailto:amy.cruise@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, May 02, 2006 12:13 PM
To: Nathan Degraaf
Subject: Re: Cute Butt

Dearest readers of The Nate Way. Nathan has asked me to write his post for today, since he's at work and I don't really do anything other than lounge by the pool, watch T.V. and play video games. So this is really going to suck. Feel free to blame Nate when he gets out of the office.

It seems to me that the best way to pick up women, if you're a woman that is, is to have a hot boyfriend with lots of cash...

Don't get me wrong. I love guys. I love them a lot. Just ask Nate, and he'll tell you with clenched teeth just how much I love men in general...

From: Amy Cruise [mailto:amy.cruise@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, May 02, 2006 12:13 PM
To: Nathan Degraaf
Subject: Re: Cute Butt

I think my boobs are getting bigger.

On 5/2/06, Nathan Degraaf wrote:

Get a job.

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12 Comments

Court's picture

I think my boobs are getting bigger.

I think he meant a paying job, not a boob job.

tylerStL's picture

shit, I almost spit out my lunch. That was a pretty funny comment.

Nate, you didn't say anything about large breas-s-s-t's! There you go again, leaving out the important details.

Yes, poor, poor, tyler

Haha, but I am TylerStL Muahahaha =)

hehe, PIC needs a delete post or edit post feature lol

Dave's picture

Nate, you don't ever get to complain about your life ever again. You have a girlfriend who is asking out hot female bartenders and wants to sleep with them. All you have to do is shell out the cash, which you'd have to do anyway. Wow...

PS: Am I the only one who senses a deluge of mail from Nate's readers poised to flood Amy's inbox?

Nathan's picture

Dave, Amy Cruise is not my girl's real name. What kind of a boyfriend would leave his girl expsoed liek that?

Mediamiester's picture

Speaking of Exposing your girlfriend, When do we get to see Pictures?

Nate you are one lucky SOB!

Amy if you do SCORE A HOT female bartender, Please post details...

By the way do you have a blog? my space anything???

tylerStL's picture

Hahahaha, whoever the real Amy Cruise is will most likely be getting pretty pissed off w/ all the horney ass dudes wanting pics of her tatters lmao

Nathan's picture

Mediamiester, you won't be getting any pictures of Amy. And (if she truly is a woman of her word) any more comments either. I get enough real life drama without the added bonus of internet drama.

Tyler, here's a snippet from back in high school (before I actually wrote snippets, but you'll probably remember it anyway):

Me: Dude, do you realize that you laugh all the time, even when things aren't funny?
Tyler: Hehehehehehe. Yeah.

Tyler's picture

Were you addressing me with the snippet there Nate, or StL dude? In any case, I found myself chuckling right along with your friend there. Heheh. Keep on keeping on. (That goes for you too "Amy").

brother Tom's picture

dude... it's just funny to crack up at his laugh (tylerstl). it's the same even though he has kids.

Tyler has kids... I'm not sure what to say here.

I'll take a warm Budweiser please juggs.

juggs's picture

You got it, Tom. Let me just pull a cold one out of the rack and put it in my...well...my rack, I guess.

tylerStL's picture

Hahahaha, yes indeed, Tyler has kids...and guess what they laugh like me too Hahahaha (I actually have my 2 1/2yr old laughing like Peter in Family Guy hahahaha).

Hehe, I think you and I have had many of those conversations Nate.
Here's a StLSnippet
:
You live a sad life if you cannot laugh at it.

Marinate on that.
T.

Anonymous's picture

I think you need to post a pict of Amy.

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