College Quotes
Pastor Short, Campus Crusader: I don't think you're trying hard enough. Would you rather go out, get drunk, and get laid on Saturday night, or go to church on Sunday morning?
Jeff: Whether or not I get laid on Saturday night determines if I need to go to church on Sunday.
Pastor Short: Really?
-On religious forthcomings
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About Mike Faerber
Hometown
Austin
School
University of Texas - Austin
At a Glance
Mike Faerber attends the University of Texas along with the 2005 National Champion Longhorn Football team. He majors in Radio-TV-Film or whatever major you say after he asks, "What’s your major?" Mike rarely skips class and almost hurls every time he takes a shot. In his off time, he gets naked, complains, and dreams of being a comic. Mike is funny. Mike isn’t very funny.
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Things That Make Me Want to Buy the New Kanye West CD
1. His recent Zach Galifianakis collaboration.
2. Putting 50 Cent's money where his mouth is.
3. Edgy yet poignant lyrics that allow me to sustain the illusion that I understand black people and thus relieve centuries of white guilt.
If Kanye wanted to go the extra mile:
1. Put Gold digger on every track.
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