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Pennsylvania State University

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J.B. is a graduate of Penn State University, where he majored in pre-marital sex. If you think that's a total lie, you wouldn't be the only one. He actually majored in greatness.

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I'm From The Future, And I Have Proof!

By J.B. Hour | Apr 3, 2008 | Comments (34) | Submit an article |

What I'm about to tell you is going to blow your mind. I haven't been able to reveal this piece of information about myself until now.

I, J.B. Hour, am from the future.

Unlike a lot of other people who claim to be from the future, I'm actually going to show you hard evidence. Yes, you heard me right, hard fucking evidence. It's been a long time since I used my time machine, but yesterday I used it to go back in time to July 25, 2003.

While there I took some screen shots of PIC as it was then. Court can verify he didn't give me access to any old web pages he has, and there isn't any way I should have these available to me. Unless, of course, I went back to 2003 in order to get them. I'm sure Court will be as shocked as you are. Click the images to enlarge.

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CitizenX on April 3rd, 2008:

Fun with the alexa wayback machine?

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jb on April 3rd, 2008:

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm from the future.

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Anonymous on April 17th, 2008:

if you are from the future did America suffered a civil war in America? sometime between now and 2015?

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jb on April 17th, 2008:

Anonymous,

Why don't you ask John Titor?

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Anonymous on September 28th, 2008:

Because we won't see him till 2036? Duh.

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Anonymous on May 23rd, 2009:

So if you are from the future than please tell me what year you might happen to be from. Also, do you know the physics behind your time machine?

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Theodore Stone on June 7th, 2009:

Who is going to win the next Kentucky Derby, if you can answer that, then you might be from the future, or someone who fixes horse races, either way, I don't care if it can make me some hard cash. Although as well all know, in the future there is no money, rather a barder system based on virutal goods, enzyte pills, and snuggies.

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Anonymous on August 2nd, 2009:

ten bucks says this dude took these screen shot in 2003, and is now releasing them

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jorge B on August 19th, 2009:

dude he has no proof!! i can take shots of the page right now and release them in 2020 and say i was from the future...and if heis from the future why isnt he answering any questions? huh? HUH?

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Anonymous on August 29th, 2009:

for all you who believe that he actually believes he is from the future... your more dumb then you think he is. Trust me when I say that he isn't from the future and he is just fucking with you. So for all you saying "I bet he isn't from the future, if is he then why isn't he answering any questions?" just shut up, think before you say something stupid. Otherwise people like me are doing to think your fucking retarded for even commenting back in a serious manner. cheers

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Ru-day on September 7th, 2009:

I believe you, I'm from the past, Someone, apparently from the year 2009, used their time machine to go to my year 1991. I saw their home-made machine spontaneously appear in my backyard with no one in it. I climbed unto the machine and I passed out. I woke up in what appeared to be my backyard. I went inside the remodeled house that was supposed to mine, the date and time was 4:06, september 5, 2009. I've been inside this house ever since, Although I feel I've mastered the art of future home electronic usage, and surviving off hot pockets,I fear what my psychological reaction may be if I go outside and interact with people and robotic objects from the year 2009. I've also learned that the internet is very useful for information and help. I stumbled into this page when searching for time travel. I need your help. You need to tell me how to go back to 1991.

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Anonymous on February 27th, 2011:

i dont know if ur being sarcastic or not, but this is 2011 and time machines havent been invented yet :L and time isnt a real thing its just an illusion created by humans to make life easier. im 12 years old, failing science and even i know that...

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Anonymous on September 20th, 2009:

priceless?

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Anonymous on March 16th, 2010:

hahahah

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Howdy on May 8th, 2010:

this is fake.

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Nonnie Mouse on May 13th, 2010:

Obviouslt it's faek.

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Anonymous on June 21st, 2010:

cool.

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Anonymous on September 13th, 2010:

Waka flocka flame one hood ass niiggguh

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Anonymous on September 16th, 2010:

jorge B, you will feel a wave of nausea and vomit at exactly 7:08am on Monday, December 13th 2010. Mark it on your calendar.

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Anonymous on September 17th, 2010:

I'm not from the future (though I feel as if I am) and I'm not from the past, but I can however, jump through dimentional loops in time, though not through will. I've been doing that since a young child but I seem to not be able to do it so much as I've gotten older. I know I can't prove anything because I have no physical machine or evidence other than I once jumped through a portal with my sister when I was young and we didn't realise until the next day (we walked down a staircase in an old house that, in the next day, was non existant, to our utter shock!) I really need someone to tell me why I can do this, and how to control it. But alas, I will never find anyone.

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Anonymous2 on November 18th, 2010:

your journey is to undo what has been done. your path lies beneath you and your instinct will guide you to your challenge. That is your reason.

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Anonymous on November 28th, 2011:

i need your help. i need you. if you realy know about this.

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Anonymous on October 2nd, 2011:

I apparently jump dimensions too. I have jumped, that I am aware of, twice a year for the past 7 years. I have no proof either. It freaks the living shi* out of me. I'll wake up, and find that something (something's have changed). Like what you ask? A clock was hanging in the kitchen that was NEVER there before. A metal logo was now on my dogs cage that was NEVER there before. A picture in a frame that NEVER existed before. Red inside tire frames that were now on car. (really, red?). A song that was said it was just released, that I absolutely heard before (and no, I checked to see if it was a remake). I was watching a tv show, that was supposed to be a new episode that I ALREADY saw before (I was able to tell my husband everything that was going to happen next). Speaking of my husband, his signature is 100% completely different, I know this because I knew how to forge it, now I hate looking at him sign anything. An am radio station he used to ALWAYS listen to and was programmed on every button, was now a different station, telling me he always listened to it and not the one I only knew him to listen to. A little sink appeared on the kitchen counter at my job, that I KNOW was never there before because I had to climb up on the counter several times to get something from the top cabinet. (ridiculous, why would anyone put 2 sinks in a kithchen). Little things that you would stop yourself and say, "was that there before" that happens All the time. But I have to blow it off. A Picture on a wall that was no longer there, and when I asked about it, was told they didn't know what I was talking about. Uh, I past that hallway billions of times, I know what was on the walls. So I have been trying to research what the f is going on with me. And thank god I'm not the only one that this happens to. Just wish I understood it, because other realities (dimensions) make absolutely no sense to me. Just had to share that with you.

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Anonymous on November 28th, 2011:

this is so crazy.

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Astro boi on October 25th, 2010:

if i could travel time id call meself astro boi haha
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so ok u travel time could u bring back screenshots of
facebook when it went live ?
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what the ipod 8th generation will have and be capabale of doing
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what really happens in Dec 21, 2012?? lol

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Anonymous on February 27th, 2011:

i like this idea! :)

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Anonymous on January 6th, 2011:

lmfao here u aint from the furture, your from a nut house, did u build the time machine yourself with paper n string n a bit of peter pans fairy dust lmao

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Anonymous on January 11th, 2011:

I have an Idea. Go through Time RIGHT NOW and ask me my name...That would be proof enough for me

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Anonymous on February 27th, 2011:

Firefox was released in 2004.

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Anonymous on April 20th, 2011:

hey stupid, why go back to past and take a screen shot if you could of went to the future like to the year 3011 and grabbed a piece of technology and brought it back to show us the workings of it , maybe like a weapon or a communication device...

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Anonymous on April 20th, 2011:

you probably got it from sort of archive or something, because on that web address in the search engine bar after the .com theres a / after .com/ thats means you backed-spaced off for some reason, why ?