What's so funny about Mexico?

1. The Krispy Kreme there offers a dessert burrito with chipotle filling: Krispy Kreme Glazes Over Wal-Mart for Dough
2. Their candy has some weird cartoon characters on the wrappers: Open Wide for World Peace
3. They don't have phones there, instead they use calling birds....move over Fido!: All Twelve Days of Christmas Explained
4. Like Canada, the cops don't have firearms so they threaten criminals with two-week old burritos and laced bottles of tequila: Armed Gangs Steal Lollipops from Mexican Baby Sea Turtles
5. The homeless there don't carry around bottles of rum, they carry around bottles of tequila: What Your Drink Says About You
6. They're so lazy at naming hurricanes that they just pick a random English name and change some letters around: A Hurricane By Any Other Name
7. Their citizens run here for freedom while our citizens run there for the tequila, the beaches and the women: Unscrewing Up America
8. The people there take siestas, which are basically naps that help you recover from hangovers: Putting a Face with a Country
9. Some love to hook-up with the people there, but since the country attracts so many tourists, they could be having a one night stand with someone...from their hometown: More Bang for Your Kok
10. It's known as America's beard: Putting a Face with a Country

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