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Nobody Knows My Mile-High Sorrows

Some people say that in this economy I should consider myself lucky to have a job. And if that's true then why don't we see those unemployed Wall Street guys apply for a managerial position at McDonald's. Shouldn't they be grateful for a comfortable cushy job amongst the deep fryers and frozen beef? Read More »

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Apartment Hunting

Finding your first apartment is a bigger pain in the ass than purchasing your first car. The whole expedition of finding a livable apartment that's affordable and located in a generally young area is virtually impossible. Read More »

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The Air Up There

Sometimes, at the end of a very long day with endless delays and aggravated people, my passengers ask me how I can continue to smile amongst the grumpy, bitter, and exhausting environment. I claim my stick-on smile is produced by Botox injections. My passengers laugh, my co-workers laugh, and I laugh the hardest knowing that I live a smidge over the poverty line. Read More »

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