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Moving into your freshman dorm is a college rite of passage. P.S. Your mom thinks you'll be filling that mini-fridge with vegetables.

Oh to be a freshman again. To re-live the intoxicating moments of free love and impulsive hookups that end up defining your sexual reputation.

Surprise! Your parents are on the phone and they're downstairs in your dorm. Yeah, something about college and parents just doesn't mix.

If gossip makes the world go round, then you can put small colleges at the center of the universe. Just don't tell the big schools I said that.

An update to the official guide on every type of girl on campus now includes those in the business world too, e.g. The Starbucks Prophecy.

Barring marriage, your relationships must end somehow, and it's always worse getting dumped. Understanding the recovery process will help.

Sticking it out and staying sane with your friends in the car for extended periods of time requires a common set of ground rules.

ER Scenario: Your roommate's not breathing because he drank a whole handle and then broke it over his head. Are you sure you're not pregnant?

Piercing holes and spilling ink all over yourself to make a statement? Fine, but at least make sure you know what your tattoos actually say.

The 'school to home to school' transition can be a rough one. Avoid eye contact with the parents until the check clears.

It's your school's last chance to make you suffer, from boring practices and ceremonies to sweltering black robes and family gatherings.

Incoming freshman, you have a lot to learn about the ugly roommate situation which lies ahead. You might as well start here with the truth.