Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Fighting

dude this sucks chuck norris is a god

dude if your not dead you will be

dude if your not dead you will be

Hmm.. The facts aren't even funny, if they were it wouldn't make sense anyways.. Dude it's Chuck Norris we're talking about..

the very last one,

Chuck Norris once stayed awake for 30 days atop Mt. Everest awaiting his enemies. Too bad 99% of people die before they reach the top.

how is that anti-chuck norris?

you suck.. chuck norris is a beast

This wasn't funny. It needs to be funny.

This is exactly why he is a god. No one can come up with a decent joke against him.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Good god man, these all blow. Every single one of them. And remember:

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.

these are just stupid.... if they were at least a little less about dicks in the ass maybe they would have been funny... or at least less of an assumption about your own sexual prejudice.

dude this was lame or maybe it was so funny i forgot to laugh....or smile

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.

yo buddy you suck dick your self, i hope chuck norris finds you and raps your shit cuz you would love it to much

Chuck Norris once stayed awake for 30 days atop Mt. Everest awaiting his enemies. Too bad 99% of people die before they reach the top.

is that anti??

Hey douche bag!

I invented the internet so people could talk about great I am.
I don't leave messages. I leave warnings.

Fuckin' Chuck Norris

get a life, chuck norris is a badass, did u know he once killed two stones with one bird?

I sware fans of chuck norris are fags.

He can't act
he's a dried up old husk
he's a bible bashing tosser
He's a racist
he has problems with homosexuals

if anyone needs to die it's chuck norris.

chuck norris is just an internet meme if he was god i would be dead right now oh wait im still alive i can say you suck chuck norris right in his face i'm not scared of him he would probably say oh man now my unfound face is gone waaaaah shut up chuck norris sucks end of story!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris Will Roundhouse kick you

These pieces of shit aren't funny. Just you watch Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you and you'll regret posting this.

Rock on Chuck Norris!

hahah they're not even remotely funny!
if its even supposed to be funny.
you should read more.
dude seriously you should be fired from the internet!

internet would imply that he fairly popular on the internet, where a majority of the fan base would come from...but seeing more people end up finding out about CN via people reciting jokes or making their own, calling him a meme is a severe understatement. sure CN is old and will probably die in the next 2 decades...he could still kick anyone's ass here. the anti CN jokes lack any real intellectual display behind them[SATIRE HELPS HERE]. calling him a girl for every punchline is idiotic...at least "he counted to infinity twice" is intellectual for its use of a paradox

RIP Author

i love em

Needs less failure

the chuck norris meme is dead and unfunny. this is just worse. Agreed that chuck norris is cock-knocking bitch tho.

Chuvk Norris is not a beast, he is the beast. When you smoke you, take off 7 minutes of your life; when you diss chuck norris, you put your entire life in jepordy.
And go hom to your mom... if you went to your father( not dad, but holy father) he would slap you and say "how dare you make fun of jesus's son?

if u run out'a money and chuck norris run out'a money, chuck norris is not broke. you owe him money.

When you grow up, you'll find out about the real sense of the word chuck norris. Because of your suckish jokes, you will never grow old.

Heres a joke. Bruce Willis and Chuck Norris both walk into your house have dry, wrinkly, oldman sex with your sister and then both your father and mother disown you... hahahahaha
im lmao how bout you?

Chuck Norris is four feet tall, weighs one hundred and twenty pounds, breathes what smells like eggs, and could get eaten by a hammerhead shark and take a shotgun blast, oh that's right, NEVER.

okay, people don't actually believe that chuck norris is a god. this is basically a joke that's passed around that used to be remotely funny, but stopped after the tenth time. i'd love to see chuck norris come to my town and beat me up, as some of you will claim he will. i'm sure that he would definitely beat me up, some random teenage girl. he would get sued, arrested, and go to jail for a really long time.

these are totally funny. haven't cracked myself up this much in a month.

i lol'ed soo hard

This is the biggest pile of shit I have ever seen in me life you are about as funny as Gorge Bush

This was fricking hilarious! All those chuck lovers who thinks hes a god, watch the scene on youtube where he got his ass kicked by bruce lee. Fuck you Chuck Norris! This is hilarious!

This is FRGGIN' hilarious. I laughed my ass off!!!!

Omg i read all of these wat was i thinking this shit wouldent be worth anything hobos could do better

Chuck Norris is so tough that there isn't a chin underneath his beard just another fist

hahh.. u think it's funny..
you'll never get old, man, 'cuz CN'll take your life in your young age.

This is actually funny. For the sole reason that it is so lame it is humourous. All the jokes fail, yet that makes them slightly funny.

How about you lend yourself to something that you don't suck at and leave humor to those who are good at it.

To those posting above, what a waste of time you are, you don't see past the ridiculus adulration of Chuck Norris, which is not the real man.

Grow up and get a life all of you!

a grammar Nazi*

this is obviously a page Chuck Norris set up for himself so he could entertain himself with more people to kill.

if you want a terrible chuck norris joke......

chuck doesn't have to smoke weed to get high, because he's already higher than anyone should be.

this webpage was obviously set up by chuck norris to catch unsuspecting prey.

again, well played chuck norris........

yes i agree these are incredibly lame. im not a fan of chuck norris either, but i can see the intellect and paradox in most of 'facts' like "chuck norris can slam a revolving door" and thats why the are so funny, yet these ones are just stupid.

i think the person who posted comments that this was hilarious and amazing was actually the author.. that is so pathetic..

THIS SITE IS NOT CHUCK APPROVED!

I loved how some guy came here as /b/ and claimed that the meme died. Now I know that 4chan is responsible for every meme on the internet...but what fucking right do you have kid? The CN meme is still kicking. I see so many anonymous guys talking about the meme everyday.

Now to address the rest of this topic:
Well played gentlemen. We have successfully defended CN's honor. Chuck Norris piss for all (Red Bull and Mountain Dew for those who didn't get the joke)!!!!!!!!!!

did you guys know that Chuck Norris made this Anti- Chuck website? no really think about it who else would be brave enough to trash talk him and get by with it :)

Watch out chuck will come after you

when chuck norris gives you the finger hes telling you how long you have to live

chuck norris has no hair on his balls... hair can not grow on steel

if chuck norris fights chuck norris. chuck wins end

Looking at the dates on here, this was an old post already. The CN meme is still going strong. The Anti-CN "facts" apparently didn't make it beyond this single unfunny page in over a year.
The author of these jokes is on the wrong side of history in this case. Good thing no one noticed. Except Chuck. He sees all. He Google's in his sleep. He is as awesome and powerful as people say. He came into my house and used my bathroom once. My toilet has stretch marks on it now.
Chuck is not usually the type of guy to skip rope, but when he's been drinking diesel and gets tipsy and wants to show off he will- while wearing skis. Chuck Norris is the ultimate multi-tasker. He can solve a Rubik's cube with the same cock he's using to bang your wife. His other two cocks film it all.

dude....this SUCKS--not even funny and Chuck Norris is the best..

guy you suck dick alright? i mean how many bare knuckle karate competetions have you been in? none so dont talk shit about someone whos done more shit then your sorry ass will....

These aren't funny.

Neither are the pro-CN "jokes." Fuckin' tools, you're probably also humored by the flies hovering over the bullshit spewing out of your mouths.

these were fucking hilarious