Monthly archives

September 2009

I'm Glad I Still Have All My Hair
You Say "Recession," I Say "Tomato"
Observations Like a Pulled Groin
Universal Health Care is Fucking Boring
Another Routine Life Search
The Snippets Wish Kevin a Happy Birthday

August 2009

Vindicated (Dammit)

July 2009

Through Thick and Thin: The Lines Between Funny and Distasteful
All-Star Live Blog Bitches!
Pointless Updates Because I'm Finally Home
I Think I'm Alright

June 2009

Alright Let's Get the Michael Jackson Jokes Over With
Hurricanes Don't Name Themselves

May 2009

Celebrity Rambling
Translating English into English: Thomas Cooley is a Lying Son of a Bitch
Observations from this Bar
Open Letters to the Headlines of Articles I Don't Have Time to Read
The Snippets Will Just Deal
What a Time to Be Alive
Observations from My So Called Fucking Life

April 2009

Snippets We All Wish I was Making Up
Translating English into English: Timmy Talks TARP
I Know What I Mean and I'm Glad I Can't Explain It
This Dude is Wrong

March 2009

Translating English to English: General Meatheads
The Investor's Coroner: Lies are Statistics
Translating English to English: Timmy Time
I Love You, Whore
The Investor's Coroner: The One Where Ross Gets Anally Raped
The Investor's Coroner: Smacking the Economy's Bitch Ass
Shouldn't Those Guys Be Working?
Observations Highlight Fleas and Markets
Wanting Pictures

February 2009

The Investor's Coroner: Moral Hazard Country

January 2009

Just Another Lame Little Life Nugget
Live Blog Bitches

December 2008

Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 3: Holly Jolly Political Incorrectness
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 2: The Little Drummer Lie
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 1: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

November 2008

Thanksgiving Day Observations
The Snippets Hate PHP
Chubby Check Out Girl and Fixed Incomes
2008 Can Fuck Off
Piano in the Woods or Nose in a Bush
Homage and Rage
Hoping for More of the Same
Picking them Games in a Fog
Behind Bars that Don't Serve Beer

October 2008

Picking Them Games like the President Don’t Matter
Picking Them Games: Nickname Edition
The Making of a Classic
Picking Them Games with a Slight Buzz Kinda
Trimmed
Picking them Games with Apologies
Begging for Credit: One Man's Opinion of an NYT Article
That Bailed Out Feeling
An Open Letter to That One Congress Dude
MLB Playoffs Preview: Your Team's a Bitch

September 2008

Picking Them Games Like We Know What We're Doing
The Value of Oil and Lousy Relationships
Fixing the Economy: Shoot the Hostage
Picking Them Week Three Games and Doing No Worse than Ed
The Investor's Coroner: The Economy's Broken Neck
Picking Them Games: The Girl is Winning
Baseball and the Annoying Power of Hate
Picking Them First Week Games
Table Talk
Flight 402

August 2008

Your NFL Season Awaits: The Future is Now
A Preview's Preview
The Snippets Dug
Observations Take the Bronze
It's an Election Year and I Don't Like You
The Snippets Missed You
Thanks Again (poem)
Rays Baseball: What the Hell?
Today in the News
The Most Depraved Thing I Ever Read
Wireless

July 2008

If I Had a Kid, I Would Raise a Judgmental Snob
You Say Tomato
Drinking and Saying Hello
A Much Deserved Vacation
Baseball Clichés Explained
I am One American
The Snippets are on House Arrest (with Winnie the Pooh)
My Humble Opinion on Oil

June 2008

Observations on House Arrest
No Recess Table of Contents
No Recess Epilogue
No Recess Chapter 21
No Recess Chapter 20
No Recess Chapter 19
No Recess Chapter 18
No Recess Chapter 17
No Recess Chapter 16
No Recess Chapter 15
No Recess Chapter 14
No Recess Chapter 13
No Recess Chapter 12
No Recess Chapter 11
No Recess Chapter 10
No Recess Chapter 9
No Recess Chapter 8
No Recess Chapter 7
No Recess Chapter 6
The Snippets and the Impure Tour is Here
No Recess Chapter 5
No Recess Chapter 4
No Recess Chapter 3
No Recess Chapter 2
No Recess Chapter 1
No Recess
Observations Serve the Community
I Don't Like 2.0
Timeline of a Quadruple Murder
The Snippets Strained a Calf
A Day Late with the Observations
Happy Birthday to the Blog
The Snippets Don't Care Who Wins
Humans Name Their Hurricanes
Observations Like a Misspelled Word
Ron Paul - Core Archive
Observations Archive
The Snippets Archive

May 2008

Bee Awesome
The Snippets Moved Next Door
Memorial Day Observations
The Live-In Prostitute Plan
Clear View (Poem)
The Snippets are Trashy
Mold Moves Me
This is One Post
I'm Not Writing Tonight
Bruises Fade
A Little Something I'm Working On
The Snippets Huff Gas
Stupid Fat Yankees
Observations on My 765th Post
My Mom Reads this Blog
The Investor's Coroner: Everything Sucks
Help Out the Old Hood
The Snippets Cut Out the Ice Cream
Bonus Post: Email
Acrostic for Some Swiss Doctor
Observations on the Mend
The Investor's Coroner: Now Candy Coated
Four Months is Pretty Good for Me

April 2008

The Snippets Screw Politics
Is Freedom
I Apologize for My Observations
Beers
The Snippets Emailed India
A Letter from Earth
Observations Like Cheap Child Care
The Investor's Coroner: Think Globally; Act Natural
Lila, TIVO and Adam Wainwright
The Snippets Met Jack
It's a T-Shirt
Observations Like a Creative Process
The Investor's Coroner: Fuck the Dollar
I Didn't Feel Like Titling This One
The Snippets True Dat
Personal Shit
New Blog Post Good
The Investor's Coroner: Loving Subsidy
Today Sucks
The Snippets Love Feet
Deprived of Opening Day

March 2008

The Investor's Coroner: Fuck Citi
Politics Suck Core Balls
The Snippets Love Coasters
Mad Observations
Investor's Coroner: Dead Bunny Edition
Stiff
The Snippets of David
Obligatory
Observations Cave In
Investor's Coroner: Has Anyone Seen my Optimism?
He's Only Mostly Out
Langerado Snippets
Residual Nonsense
I'm Drunk
Observations Like a Week Off

February 2008

Investor's Coroner: Jesus Loves the Market
The Snippets Have No Excuse
Old Redneck Takes Interest in my Heritage
Observations Like an Ancient Rope
Investor's Coroner: Fun with Failure
Working with Eddie
On Time with the Snippets This Time
Steroids and Carrots
Observations like an Old Learned Lady
The Investor's Coroner
The Snippets are Late Again
Rainy Day Introspective
Shaking Up the Observations
Unmasked
The Snippets are in a Hurry
Observations Kicking Off the Sports Lull
On the Front Page
Xavier and Nathan Picked the Big Game (Now with More Emails)

January 2008

This Article Should Have Never Been
The Snippets Love Collapse
Gezellig
Observations with Two Tied Hands
Super Bowl Bye Week Blows
What We Never Lost
The Snippets' Bare Head
Your Foolproof Guide to Surviving Recession
King Day Observations
The Core will Survive
Championship Playoff Exchange (Guess Who's Winning?)
The Snippets Watched The OC
Bitch was Hungry
Web Kids Who Have Not Met as of Yet
The Email Exchange Lives On
Eat More Fish
The Snippets are Primary
Observations Like Doodles of Cheese
Too Core for FOX
The NFL Playoff Email Exchange (Now with more X)
The Snippets Love Spirals
And a Happy New Year

December 2007

The Last Observations of 2007
Picking Them Games: The End is Near
The Snippets Love Weddings
Yuletide Observations
Holiday Game Picking
Listen
The Snippets Have no Plans
My Suggestion for the Haggard Family Trip
Observations Like Your First Time
Picking them Games: Thanks Dad
The Snippets are Assholes
Chucky and I Have Something in Common
Observations Like a Racist Blogger
Picking them Games with a Houseguest
Why Not Be Core?
In the Shape of a Ninja
The Snippets Always Smile
Blur

November 2007

Picking Them Games without the NFL Network
That Advice was the Shit
The Snippets Love Dogs
Snippets Collection by Nathan DeGraaf
At Least He was a Millionaire
Observations and Awards Living Together
Picking Them Games with the Classics
I Got a Ticket
I've Been Here Four Years and I'm Already Bored
The Snippets Hate Collectivism
Helping Eddie Help Me
Weekly Awards are Fun
Picking them Games with Lyrics
Core in New Hampshire
All I Wanted was a Wrap
The Snippets Value Personality
What the Hell are Street Smarts?
I Give Out Weekly Awards
A Day in the Life of a Crappy Photographer
Picking them Games Without Focus
Men are Stupid
The Snippets Know Awesome
I'm Hungry
Awardy Monday
Picking them Games in a Movie Quote Minute
How to Be a Useful Tourist
BJ, Catslut and Army Dude

October 2007

The Snippets Will Watch Your Kids
Nathan "Nate" DeGraaf
Observations Like a Helmet Discarded
Picking them Games with My Groin
Ron Paul for President
Your Weekly Homer Prediction Carries On
Core Conversation
USF Balls
The Snippets are White as Snow
The Series is for the World
Observations on My 620th Post
Picking them Games with Apologies
One Core Act
FUCK!!!
I'm Still a Total Homer
The Snippets Went to South Florida
Observations to End all Wars
There's Two Ls in Bulls
Acrostic Game Picking
Quick Pick
The Media Fears Core
Baseball Beastiality
Rule 2C
The Snippets are Going to Hell
Dreams
Observations Like a Ticking Clock
In Memory of that One Dude
Observations from a few days in Baseball
Picking them Games Alone Again
Core Acrostic
Throw Baby from a Chrysler
Consider it a Hate Filled Bonus Post
The Snippets Plant
Oh of Course, A Gime
I Edited This

September 2007

Week 4 Picks with Stoner Chick
Everybody Can Fuck Off
Support Our Troops: Vote Core
I'm a Total Homer
The Snippets Like Food
I Made It On Time and Everything
Observations Like a Tuesday Test Day
Stoner Chick Picks Alone
Core Enough for the Constitution
Observations on a Thursday
Snippets from the Ben Visit
Thanks to You My Book Will Kick Ass
Overdue Book
Picking them Games with the Brothers Aloof
Happy Birthday Ben
The Ex Snippets
Email from an Ex
Ten Ways to Enjoy 9/11
Observations Like a Bullshit Poll
I've Been Known to Pick the Occasional Game
Core Logic
Human Growth
Intervention Free
The Snippets are Loin Worthy
Stoner Chick Smokes the AFC
Core Market

August 2007

Stoner Chick Smokes the NFC
The Preview that We Do
The Snippets are Still Random
Rest in Peace Old Friend
Observations from a Four Day Weekend
Anonymity and Brevity
The Snippets Know Webkins
In Memory of Ron Harrison and Shitty Commutes
Observations Like a Bar Hopping Idiot
Too Core for Bob
The Cultural Significance of the Callback
Stoner Chick Phones in the Snippets
I Eat Lunch Alone
Observations Like a Stupid Kid
Rick's Back
Ash Rambler
Breaking the Snippet Record
Talking About Breakfast
Observations Like a Terrorized Harlot
The AP Doesn't Know Core
At Least It's Summer
The Snippets Speak English

July 2007

Someone Finally Called Me Racist
Observations Like Banana Runts
One Core Speech
I Stole this Soapbox
The Snippets Almost Crapped Themselves
Most Conspiracy Theorists are Unemployed
Observations Like Beaten Meat
Core Following
I'm With You PETA
The Snippets Know How Bay Got Named
An Old Friend Reviews my Upcoming Book
Observations Like a Washed-Up Athlete
Screw this Store
The Internet is Core Too
Brave New Chore
The Snippets Read a Book Once
Running an All Star Game Diary
The University of South Florida is in West Central Florida
Jake and His Wife
Mainstream Media is not Core
The Snippets are Sorry They're Late
A Coney Island of the Gut
Fourth of July Advice Post
Observations Like a Hairy Co-Pilot

June 2007

The Corest Old Man Ever
Winning, Hitler and Lawrence Phillips
The Snippets Met Jeff
Five Internet Favorites
Observations Like a Save Situation
Too Core for Iowa
Homeless (A Poem)
The Snippets Welcome Back Big Mike
The Creative Process
Observations Like a Razor's Edge
Happy Father's Day
Your Future is You
The Snippets Like Their Wings
I'm Taking a Nap
Observations Like a Week Off
Core to the Core
Congratulations Dave
The Snippets and Juan
There's No Taste Like Home
Observations Like a Killer Joke
In Honor of His Coreness

May 2007

Sorry for the Brevity
The Snippets Remember the Dead
Observations Like Free Beer
Running a Wasted Weekend Diary
Ron Paul: Still Core
Suing at Straws
The Snippets Can't Hear You
Hot Chicks Will Mess You Up
Observations Like a Brand New Holiday
Ron Paul is Core
I Dare You to Make Sense of This
The Snippets are Libertarian
Behind the Scenes: Yeah this Sucks
Observations that May Never Be Seen
My Favorite Ten Lines
The Snippets Ain't Tidbits
NDG does KT from FJM
Observations are still on Version 1.0
How Was Your Day?
The Snippets Fell Down a Well
Make it Stop

April 2007

Observations Like a Three-Legged Dog
You Can't Enforce Respect
Book Update
The Snippets are Not Guilty
Observations Like a Tardy Post
Happy Weird Ass Holiday
Nine Percent Gain
The Snippets Hate Tragedy
I Dare You to Laugh
Observations Like a Wounded Psych Major
It's a Heritage Thing
It's Not Like He Was Gonna Write Beethoven's Fifth or Anything
Nappy Headed Snippets
Another Message from Ben
Observations Like Stale Pizza
This Guy Ripped Me Good
Praise Jesus and Pass the Sunflower Seeds
The Snippetest Place on Earth
A Hurricane By Any Other Name
Running an Opening Day Diary

March 2007

Open That Container
The Snippets are Always Safe
Over-Managing a Bottle of Wine
Observations Like I Give a Damn
The Sweetness
The Snippets Designate Drunks
I'm Still Like Political and Stuff
Observations Like a Wasted Saint
The Madness gets Around
Restaurant Ride
The Snippets Have No Business Teaching
Observations from Mr. DeGraaf
Reveling in the Madness (Again)
Mail Bag
Your Money is Lying to You
The Snippets Went to Atlanta
Domestic Violence: A Top Ten List
Running an Atlanta Weekend Diary
Drunken Thoughts on Stuff
An Apology

February 2007

The Snippets Don't Need Porn
Observations Like Burning Calories
Actual Letter I Actually Received from Bud Selig
Christmas on the 28th of December
The Snippets Don't Think There's Anything Wrong with That
Getting Arrested: A Nate Way PSA
Observations Like Dead Friends
Actual Letter I Actually Sent to Bud Selig
Defining Love: An Attempt
The Snippets Will Be Your Valentine
I'm Still Self Involved
Observations Like a Jell-O Funeral
Gasparilla: I'm a Shitty Photographer
Mail Call
Geeky Snippets
Men are Funny
Observations from Super Bowl XLI
Happy Super Bowl
The Snippets Kick Ass

January 2007

Post # 420
Eight Ball with Jake
Observations Like a Satellite Monopoly
My Sister is My Biggest Fan
The Snippets are Binding
An Interview with a Regular Slut
Observations from the Middle Stall
Stoner Girl Emails it In
Behind the Scenes: I Post Too Much
The Snippets Love The Stooges
Pro Stupid Choice
Observations from Behind the Scenes
Picking Them Playoff Games: Date Night
A Five Tool Rat
The Snippets Hate Dave's Penis
I'd Make a Lousy Dad
Obervations Like a Lil' Girl's Song
Game Picking without Seeds
Affecting Tomorrow
Calling in Sick
The Snippets are Mature
Returned to Sender
Observations Like a Dead Godfather

December 2006

Picking Them Last Games of the Season
Holiday Snippets
Merry St. Louis Cardinal Christmas
It's a Game Picking Thing
Missouri is a Bitch
The Snippets Ain't Sober
God Bless Some Parts of America
My Observations, Brought to You By Me
Picking Them Games: Bio of a Stoner Girl
It's Great Having Friends
The Snippets Ain't No Chump
Christmas Birthday Pros and Cons
Observations are Back
Picking Them Games with Nurse Stoner Girl
Old Dude and the Antique Fire Alarm
The Snippets Love the Animals
A Story Worth Telling
(Not) Funny
Picking Them Games: My Morning with Stoner Girl

November 2006

Lil' Tony's Mortality
Aborting the Snippets
Not Much Happened Today
Health: The Nate Way
Picking Them Games on the Coin Flip
The Snippets Give Thanks for the Serving
This Dude is Into Me
Dealers Also Have Cute Stories
Picking Them Games with Little Help
Jackson Pollack Wrote Poetry
The Snippets are Filthy
A Conversation with Jake
Spoofity Doof
Picking them Games: Stoner Girl Returns
Rationalizing Stupidity
The Snippets are All Business
A Conversation with Mickey
Restaurant Review: The Nate Way
Picking Them Games in a Rush
Internet Karma and Joel
The Snippets Won't Write About That
My New Pet

October 2006

Lived
The Morning After
Woooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Picking Them Games with a Little TV
The Snippets Dealt It
I'm Not Too Bright
First Pig Prizewinning Observations
The MLB Email Exchange Lives On
Picking them Games with Stoner Girl
The Snippets of Brotherly Love
The Origin of the Chasemotion
Everything I Know About Female Fashion
Picking them Games from the Man Room
Uncle Kurt Wins Another
The Snippets are Racist
The MLB Email Exchange Continues: Deal with It
Anthony Needs Luck
Another Damn Post Season Diary
Picking them Conversation Piece Games
Good Weird Moment in a Little League Tulip Field
The Old Ball and Snippet
Now is Never
The MLB Email Exchange is Back

September 2006

Picking them Cash Only Games
Measly Marketing Post
The Snippets Don't Know Chad
Smart is Tricky to Define
Jesus Would Have Worn Number Two
For the Love of Picking them Games
Lord Stanley and the Pampered Bitch
The Snippets are Back in Town
You're Here to Help
No Place like Home
Picking them Games is a Trend Setter
The Lesson of Lost
The Snippets Know Nick McGrath
I Hate Math
We Will Never Forget
Crikey
Picking them Games is Back
The Snippets Can't Bong Beer
Another Fucking Crocodile Hunter Post
Observations Like a Long Weekend

August 2006

Lame O
The Snippets are Bringing It Back
Beating a Weathered Horse
Observations Like a Big Lunch
Running the Rivalry Diary
Awaiting the Season
Hot Chick Lessons
The Snippets Care about Haiti
I'm Like Political and Stuff
Bike Forrest, Bike
The Best Idea I Ever Had
Can I Crash at Your Place?
The Snippets Need Iron
Happy Hour Special
Observations Like a Busy Work Day
Deano Returns
The Snippets will See Luke Later
I'm on a List
Observations Like I May Be Drunk
Ten Things that Suck about Sleeping Around
Coren's Out
Observations Both Lost and Found

July 2006

Loyalty to What?
I'm Writing a Book
Not Like I'm Self-Involved
No Love for the Snippets
Observations Like I'm Bankrupt of Ideas
Birthday Game
Work Related
Stressing the Snippets
Friends That Know Ya
Groceries, Money and Marriage
Hung Over
The Snippets Need Direction
Bad Baseball and Presumptuous Rednecks
It's Finally Over
Guys are Stubborn
The Snippets' Kissing Cousin
Observations Like a Beautiful Moron

June 2006

The Bible: Just a Book
Snippeting the Obvious
Open Cat Case
Love Sentence
Observations Like a Greasy Red Card
The Snippets With the Shot
Thirty Bucks Worth of Beer
The City Bus Fuck Up
Don't Piss in my Sandbox
Snippets of Principle
Alberto Suave
Nothing Much Tonight
Observations Like an Old Cop
The Nate DeGraaf
The Snippets Need Focus
Six Bucks in New York
My Mom Took This Photo
Rainy Day College

May 2006

The Snippets Need a Vacation
Observations Like a Sturdy Stool
Happy Memorial Day
Publish Post?
Spreading the News
Breaking the Snippets
It’s All in the Hurricane Name
Observations Like a Drunk Bumblebee
Running a Beautiful Day Diary
Little League Chimps
Don't Link the Snippets
Local Luke Likes Living Lazy
Obervations like a Roofer's Misguided Dream
My Mom Rules
The Snippets Blew That Call
Fighting Bitch Slap with Bitch Slap
Observations Like I Read the News
Where You're From
Chills
The Snippets Ain’t Right
Get a Job
Observations Like a Cute Butt

April 2006

Finishing the Breakup Pool (Updated)
The Snippets Drink Too Much
Sports Plus Girlfriend
Observations Like a Hollywood Offspring
Writing with Ten Thumbs
Behind the Scenes with the Boss
Cleaning the Breakup Pool
Mushy Fruit Snippets
Observations like a Human Pool
Just Going Out of Business
The Soft Road (A Poem)
Maintaining the Breakup Pool
Phoning the Snippets
Nuclear Wings and Spicy Bombs
Observations Like a Nitrate-Loaded Diet
Breakup Pools are Hard to Do
Don’t Steal the Snippets
Little Luck
Observations Like an Old Toilet

March 2006

Missing the Potholes
George "Snippet" Mason
Busy Signals
Observations Like a Sour Apple
So Anyways
Re: Your Latest Column
Giving Away the Snippets
You're Alive and That's All that Matters
Observations Like a Stained Couch
The Madness, The Training and The Drunk Chicks
Snipping the Snippets
Killer Train of Thought
The Happiest Show on Dirt
Observations Like Another Beer
I'm Sick
It is What it Snippets
Bye Kirby
Observations Like a Nosy Clerk

February 2006

Where's the Remote?
Ten Signs Your Job Sucks
Five Letter Word for Snippet
You Have One Message
Observations Like a Stoned Running Back
Smoke and Mirrors
Red Ribbon Snippets
Cold Weather, Man
Observations Like a Decent Rerun
Running a Diary in the Freezing Pro Bowl Cold
Freakin’ Rambling, Man
Snippet Around the House
Observations Like a Danish Cartoon
Yeah, we Picked the Big Game
Jealous Much
Remote Control Snippets

January 2006

Bruce Schneider (1949-2004)
Observations Like Cherry Pez
On a Summer's Night (A Song)
The Snippets' Late Brother
Interview with a Bunni
Toothbrush
Observations on a Football Sunday
Picking them Championship Games
Beating the Snippets to Death
Wholeheartedly Endorsed
Observations for the Fellas
Four Lines
Picking More Playoff Games
Exterminate Your Snippets
Observations like a $25 Haircut
Seriously, I'm a Humor Writer
Happy Days for Now
Picking them Wild Card Games
Signature Snippets
Research Papers
Three Lines

December 2005

Picking them Season Ending Games
Observations Like a Crap-Throwing Chimp
The Obligatory New Year's List
Snippet Night Stand
Observations Like an Empty Train
Vacation Days
Atlanta Trip Snippets
Picking them Games Early this Time
The Humanity
Mini-Cooper Snippets
Finally Picking them Games
Observations Like a Decorated Corpse
Not So Deadly Sins
Picking Them Games Again
Observations Like an Oddball Column
Chip Off the Old Snippet

November 2005

What's in a Hurricane Name?
A Child
Tourist Season
Stuffing the Snippets
Capitilismo
The Little Things
Up Against the Spreads
Wintry Fresh Snippets
Un(fucking)titled
My Niece is Smart
Return of the Picks
Observations Like a Hairy Misdemeanor
Suspending the Snippets
Jingle Bell Sun Block
Behind the Scenes—The Internet is Weird
Strippin' the Snippets
Observations Like a Fridgeworthy Sketch
I Like "Earl"

October 2005

Slang
Picking Them Games Like He Pickles Yams
Yup, This is My Editor
Observations Like a Soy Burger
Wintery Snippets
Crash into Familiarity
A Day at Home with Nathan
Picking them Games like he Picks a Fine Simile
Snippet Your Strangers
Purging the System
Mediocre Moments in Food Safety
Observations Like a Lazy Sunday
Picking Them Games like He Picks His Nose
Not Another Game Day Prediction
No Strings
Dinner
Self Involved Schmuck
Nate’s Life Lessons
Don't Cheat the Snippets
2 AM Clinching
I Write, I Apologize, I Don't Play
Justin and Nathan Worry About Sports Too Much
My Name is Nathan and I Have a Tradition
Run, Diary, Run
Mailed In
I Review, I Predict, I Don't Play
Observations Like a Rusty Cougar
Risking the Snippets
Remembering Busch

September 2005

Losing Horribly—A Nate Way Tradition
Observations Like a Tasered Drunk
Your Tax Dollars at Work
The Snippets are Gay
Better Man than I
South Florida Wins
The Cracker—A Gambling Tradition
Observations Like a Sloppy Kiss
Serial Snippets
Behind the Scenes—Place Your Bets
How to Get Away with Murder
The NFL and NCAA: Okay, So it’s Two Traditions
Observations Like a Medicated Rash
Viewed Lulu
Do Your Own Snippets
Hardly Playing the Race Card
The Ideal Sports Bar
The NFL: It's Tradition
Observations Like a Box of Rain
The Goose Man (a song)
Sexy Foreign Snippets
Steroids: Because Losing Sucks
The Local Pubs—Again and Again
Behind the Scenes—Party Invitation
Ahh, Family
Welcome to Florida—Shut Up
Nathan DeGraaf: Quoted, Hated and Generally Pompous

August 2005

I Know Where You Got Your Shoes At
Snippet Your Thesis
If You Ever Needed Half-Assed Advice
Behind the Scenes—Thanks for Reading
My Best Cop Experience
Snippets from the St. Louis Trip
The Graveyard
Observations Like a Nasty Hangover
Check Please
Old & Moldy Snippet Style
Your Mom Digs My Shirt
Observations Like Soggy Wood
Snippets on the Play
Ah, the Homefront
Homecoming
I Hate Tim McCarver
Nate the Techie
Come On, Read the Snippets
Mistakes were Made
The Zoo: A Memory
Observations Like a Dirty Ashtray
Dude, that was So Taguchi
If You Could Be Any Snippet
The Game and Shit
Behind the Scenes—Mikey’s Messin’ with Me

July 2005

Missing Someone
Improving the Game
Andy and the Local Pub
The Local Pubs—Always Repeat
Honestly, the Snippets Love You
Open Letter to London - Too Hot for PIC
Zippidy-Doo-Dah
Thanks
They Smoke Everything
The Local Pubs—Rinse and Repeat
Snippet Like You Mean It
RJ and the Half Drunk Prince
Observations Like Musty Fog
The Cute White Boy
Nice Haircut
Remember Jokes?
The Old Snippet Try
Stupid People
My Fried Chicken Crusade
For Lack of a Better Term
Non Sequitors like Funky Smoke
Snippets for the Pimpettes
Stitches and Fireworks
The Fourth

June 2005

You Snippetty Putz
Get Down Laundry Day
Try Sleeping with Me
Is Your Hand Okay?
Hospitals and Slang
Snippets by the Truck Load
Game 3: Cards vs D-Rays; Beach Balls vs Security; and a Busted Hand
Writing Time: 30 seconds
Game 2: The Full Price Version
Cardinals vs. D-Rays, Boxers vs. Briefs, and a Throwback Jersey vs. the World
Writing Time: Four Minutes
Welcome Back
At the Ends of the Rainbow
My Dang Advice
Fatty Snippet Serving
NBA Finals: Game 1
Last Night
Random Snippets
Welcome to Nate's Blog

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