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November 2008

I'm Still a Heterosexual Guys!

October 2008

The Game
No Matter How You Feel About Prop 8
Halloween Help
I Sell Drugs
She's Fuck*** Obama
Sex Mistakes I Couldn't Care Less About, Part III of III
Sex Mistakes I Couldn't Care Less About, Part II of III
Hey Paul Frank!
Sex Mistakes I Couldn't Care Less About, Part I of III
You're Awesome! Just Kidding, You Suck

September 2008

Edible Panties
Bizarre and Inane Sports Ramblings
The Black Night, Characters
Amreekun Saeko
Night of Passion

June 2008

Stuff None of You Have Been Waiting For

May 2008

Watch My Cousin on FOX!
The Extent of My Finanical Advice
Monday Motivation
I Aim to Please
Long Overdue "About Me" Post
Super Bonus Post: MY Email
I Work With Hungry Little Raccoons
Small Thoughts on BIG ISSUES

April 2008

Postsecret (Comic)
So, You've Probably Noticed My Erection
Advertising Can Be Deceptive (Comic)
Sayings I Don't Actually Understand
Sayings I Don't Actually Understand
High Protein Diet, Part II (Comic)
Honesty (Comic)
Music Class Verse
VA is Not Great
A Little Sample For The Ladies
High Protein Diet (Comic)
Reverse Cliches, Part I (Comic)

March 2008

Free Sex Sample!
Please Don't Sue, Ryan North (Comic)
The...Radish? Or Something?
SPRING BREAK! (Comic)
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby
Half-Baked Musings, Frankly
Universal Health Care (Comic)
I Was Hoping It Was Phone Sex Sample Day
I Would Not Be This Type of Boyfriend

February 2008

True Love Wastes, Part III (Comic)
Oh God, Not Him Too
Rap Music Is Trashy And In Poor Taste
Break Out The Tequila and Salt?
Modern Fairytale (Comic)
Good Penis Nicknames, 2008 Election Edition
True Love Wastes, Part II
Old Jokes Revisited, Part I (Comic)
Cosmopolitan, You Mag-nificent Bastard
I Heart You Forever!!!!
Rainbow, Rainbow, Rainbow
Asshole Friends (Comic)
My New Favorite Game
My X-Box 360 Is Better Than Your Child
Being A Runway Model
Hunter...Milf? (Comic)
my sexual fantasy
Hey Bitches!
True Love Wastes (Comic)

January 2008

Pac Mentality (Comic)
Advantage # 7 of Being Blind (Comic)
Professorial Translator (Comic)
A Case Of The Mondays (Comic)
The Core of Core
Bare Gummy, Part I
Playoffs. We Want to Talk About Playoffs.
Internet Haiku

December 2007

Spanish for "St. Juan"
Kittens
Not As Sexy As Expected
My Teams
Charity
Kids
Fuck it's Hard To Write a Villanelle
Best Of
for the cradlerobbers
Make Pimping Easier

November 2007

Missed ConnXtions.
Potential Themes for My Inevitable Rap Video
In Defense of the WGA Strike
Got No Money
Lesser Known Movie Classics
Hey There (Sandpaper) Vagina
This Is Where I Get Off
A Day in the Life of X

October 2007

Quick, Quick, Hooray
In My Opinion...
Violent Logorrhea, Part II
Violent Logorrhea
The Ferret Merit Survives Stanford
The Nick Schtick Does Breasts
Random Thoughts

September 2007

Costanza Picks
To Catch a...Prosecutor??
UF Police Serve Tazety Justice
Slim Pickins
No Continuity
Random Anti-Chuck Norris Fact

August 2007

Yet Another One Sentence Story
1/2 Priced Slurpee
Another One(ish) Sentence Story
(t)Weaker
Nonsensical One Sentence Story
In the Jungle, The Mighty Jungle
Pale Firecrotch
Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quickie
An Ode
Seduction
Afterschool Special
Just So You Know
Top Shows on TV

June 2007

Plotless Wonder, Part I
Some Quick Jokes
Cut that out
I'm A Jerk
Brevity is the
15 Best Video Game Moves of All Time
Sports-Flavored Quickies
Good Names For Gay Porn Sites

May 2007

Lost Text From Your Favorite TV Shows
Today's Horoscopes Could Not Be More Right
Best Pickup Lines
Relationship Status: Quickie
Today's Horoscopes Ate Their Red Crayon
C'Mon? Just a Quickie?
Today's Horoscopes Think "That's Hot"

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