Tonight, LeBron James has a decision to make:

1. Miami - Become the Scottie Pippen to D-Wade's MJ, win a few titles, and become the Clyde Drexler of our generation. Read More »

"I swear I'm a nice guy. Really. Look at my smile. LOOK AT IT!"Oh how I love the NBA Draft. There's the suits. The 40 person posses. 700-pound mothers. The guy who committed crimes in college who's always SO SHOCKED he falls. And of course there was the time Randy Foye said he would most like to meet his parents. I cried laughing for a solid 20 minutes. It's 5 hours of sorta racist comedy, and yet I don't care. If you want to see a real racist check out Larry Bird's Indiana Pacers. I guarantee they come out of this draft with at least one white guy.

Regardless, here are my predictions for tonight.... Read More »

(Undeletable video found here.)

Jim Joyce, like all umpires, is human. I get it, umpires will fuck up like everyone else. But this was the worst fucking call I've ever seen. For those that don't know the story I'll explain. Read More »

Samuel L. Jackson: On September Thirtieth Nineteen Eighty Three, Adam "Pac-Man" Jones was brought into the world. Jones suffered through a rough childhood, his father, killed when Jones was just four years old. Read More »

Putting together a mock draft is for the most part a futile effort. One trade and everything is fucked up. Yet, that's not going to stop me from trying. Read More »

Some people see Spring Break as a time to go south in search of alcohol poisoning and strange ass. I decided to use this week off to attend one of the three conferences needed to fulfill graduation requirements. Read More »

Rule 1: Never ever, EVER pick a 16 to beat a 1.

No matter how enticing this year’s Vermont-Syracuse matchup is...it has never happened before and probably won’t happen this year.

Rule 2: Only allow your subconscious racist to pick two Hoosiers upsets. Read More »

"And God so loved baseball that he gave his one and only son, so that baseball in D.C would not perish."

-MLB 3:16

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There are few days on the sporting calendar that matter much more than the first Wednesday in February. Possibly only the NFL Draft can match National Signing Day in terms of irrational reaction. It’s a day that everyone—sports fan or not, current student or alum—should take part in. Read More »

Like Christmas, the Super Bowl only comes once a year, and my god is that a glorious day. It’s the one day a year when football man and common man get to come together, have a beer, and comment on how Peyton Manning's head looks like that of a fucking fetus. Read More »

This video below says it all: the Jets are the underdog again, a bunch of nobodies and retreads who were brought in for that very reason. Read More »

So that wildcard round was something else, eh? Read More »