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You Can Have These COLLEGE (Unrated) DVDs

By Court Sullivan February 3, 2009 | Comments (24) | Share

Sometimes advertisers like to give us their stuff to give to you for free. It's like a stimulus plan for their product: give the people a little bit and they'll run out and trade it for a huge house they can't afford, only to come running back for more when they can't make the payments. Or something.

College DVD cover art
DVD not shown actual size. (You're confusing DVDs with your 1995 MiniDiscs.) I don't know if anyone will trade you their house for it, but we're giving away a few copies of the COLLEGE DVD. I think it's a rule that you have to capitalize the word "college" whenever it's used as a standalone word, otherwise it's "college, the place where you study to become a job person," not "COLLEGE, THE PLACE WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN."

If you want one of the 3 copies, just log in (you must be a PIC member) and leave a comment below. Anything will do, even "please do not mail me this free DVD," ironically. I'll choose three people at random this Sunday to mail it to, and post the winners here.

Oh, and if you're wondering how I do it "at random," I plug your names into this random line picker. The alternative was to write everyone's name down on a small piece of paper, put them all in a hat, turn the hat over and let all the pieces of paper fly out the window, then walk 5 minutes around to the back of the building and see which 3 I could find. Why do I get the feeling people would be in better shape without the internet?

Still from COLLEGE movie (unrated)
Yes, even THIS can happen. *GASP*

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